Pat Robertson

He said Kavanaugh is “a good man who can serve honorably” on the Supreme Court, despite the multiple sexual assault allegations.

Not listed on the event flyer: the power of drag queens to incite a Godly wrath on America. For that, we simply have to turn to Pat Robertson.

As far back as 543 C.E., we were taking the blame. So why does this lunacy continue?

Being a closeted gay man is just one of Souter’s… “latent problems,” according to Robertson.

During our break from causing hurricanes and earthquakes, obviously.

With over 58 dead and 500 wounded and no Muslims to scapegoat, Robertson still found a way to blame liberals and brown people.

For some conservative religious leaders, the flood was a prayer finally answered and a sin finally addressed.

Rather than blaming LGBT people, we must embrace science to save humanity from itself.

Despite his decidedly un-Christian history, the sheeple flocked to his banner because their power-hungry leaders told them to do it. Now he needs them more than ever.

And he had advice for a woman married to a narcissist. Hello, Melania?