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Pat Robertson prays for Satan to stop making people believe Joe Biden won the election
“In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of delusion that has come across our land… I still think Trump’s gonna ultimately win.”
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Creationist says God gave people noses so sinners had a place to hold their “glasses & contacts”
Apparently, myopia is a result of sin, so be suspicious of kids with glasses.
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Lesbian political powerhouse Karine Jean-Pierre is the “top candidate” to be Biden’s press secretary
The public face of the White House might be a Black lesbian next year, setting several historic firsts.
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New York will soon allow non-binary “X” gender markers on drivers licenses
A non-binary person sued for being forced to choose between “M” and “F.” The state responded by inviting them down to the DMV to get a non-binary license.
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Failed GOP candidate who denounced Pete Buttigieg’s “homo-ocracy” gets COVID after claiming immunity
“I can’t get it, cause I’ve talked to God about it, and I’ve taken my vaccine, and my vaccine is Psalm 91!”
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“Call of Duty” introduces non-binary character option. Cue the conservative outrage.
This is why we need Transgender Awareness Week.
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Anonymous man with COVID threatens to go to gay bars to spread his infection
His biggest worry was “getting hit on” by a gay man.
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Suspended fire chief went to a gay bar & posted on Facebook about the “fa***t show”
A drag queen called him out for posting hate during her show and even got him to apologize.
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Lil Nas X shut down a failed Republican candidate that came for him on Twitter with just seven words
Nas’s response was priceless.
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Trans people sue West Virginia for denying them equal health care benefits
“This health care is about my very survival.”