Saturday Night Live (SNL)

Jost offered to kiss “Update” co-host Michael Che after featured cast member Sarah Sherman complained, “It’s always ‘will they, won’t they’ with you two!”

“I don’t care if Helen of Generes was mean. She did a lot. You think James of Corden is a walk in the park?” – Sappho, probably

Last night’s episode included spoofs of Marjorie Taylor Greene and the Cuomos, Punkie Johnson refusing to have a straight daughter, and Miley Cyrus taking a picture so she isn’t called racist.

“Weren’t you the first openly bottom guy on that [People’s Sexiest Men Alive] list?”

Saturday Night Live envisioned a space that men who have been “receiving all their emotional support from their wife or girlfriend” finally have for themselves.

The icon gave Miley Cyrus the “hussy of the week” award and asked everyone why Elton John doesn’t call her, until she got tired of talking to people who were not her.

On “Mellen,” viewers can expect to see “no holds barred” entertainment for men, like NBA star Kyrie Irving unknowingly getting vaccinated and NHL mascot Gritty following people into bathrooms.

Bowen’s Ooompa Loompa just wanted to discuss dangerous working conditions at Willy Wonka’s factory. Instead, he was outed on national television.

Out musical guest Halsey also played Kim’s half-sister Kendall in a skit alongside some of the actual Kardashian clan.

“Look, as a wine-drinking bisexual triathlete, I know what the average American wants.”