Kate McKinnon

Ru finally got to host Saturday Night Live, and gave us all the drag, shade, and tea we needed – but one of his best sketches didn’t even air.

“You have a fulfilling heterosexual marriage at the age of 18,” Elsa says, “and I’ve just spent two whole movies playing with snow — both are equal and good.”

“It’s sort of like doing 23andMe, and discovering that you have alien DNA. And the only thing that made it less scary was seeing Ellen on TV.”

“It’s like we’re in a porn but the plumber is just genuinely there to fix the pipes!”

“Black Mirror,” “Master of None,” and other shows put queer women in the spotlight last night.

Kate McKinnon’s Sessions/Gump admits to meeting with Russian ambassador Sergey Kyslyak, noting, “I remember any name with the words ‘gay kiss’ in it.”

McCarthy also tackles Spicer’s “Bowling Green Massacre” moment, in which he referred to a non-existent terrorist attack in Atlanta multiple times — apparently intending to reference to Orlando massacre

“FYI, not every gay robot is attracted to every other gay robot.”

Kate McKinnon’s Hillary Clinton sang Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” in a touching tribute to them both.

“…Would need to skip the HRC Gala in DC that night, but this opportunity seems more important given the impact it would have.”