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Catholic church performs exorcism at pedophile priest’s former home so they can sell it
“We believe in demonic powers. We brought in the ghostbusters.”
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Christian TV host claims Rachel Maddow will lead coup & decapitate Trump within hours
“Be prepared that you’re going to… see helicopters hovering over the roof of the White House with men clad in black rappelling down ropes.”
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The Queen threw some subtle shade at Trump when he came to visit
The royal family’s disdain for the crass orange blowhard is hardly a secret.
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Innocent man sues after cops arrest him at urinal & accuse him of cruising for sex
The arresting officer leaned over to stare at the man’s penis, called him a homo, and dragged him out of the bathroom yelling “another pee-pee case!”
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Hillary Clinton’s sick Trump burn almost broke Twitter with hilarious responses
Somewhere in this world, Rex Tillerson is watching a single ice cube floating around a glass of bourbon and saying, “I told you he was a f–king moron.”
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She killed & dismembered her boyfriend after confronting him over secret male partner
And then she set his headless torso on fire and dumped it beside the road.
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Trump winks at new bestie Vladimir Putin as bromance blossoms
This doesn’t mean he’s secretly gay, it means he’s insecure. He wants approval.
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Out politician Brian Sims alleges there are over a dozen closeted legislators in Pennsylvania
“When I joined the legislature, many of them were co-sponsors of anti-LGBT bills.”
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Mormon church donates $25k to LGBTQ support group
The money will be used to bolster suicide prevention efforts.
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Gay couple publicly whipped after vigilante mob drags them out of beauty salon
The men were whipped 80 times each with a rattan cane as onlookers hurled abuse and insults.