The 700 Club

The wacky televangelist said the Black Lives Matter movement wants to end Christianity for “being racist.”

He’s one of the few conservative Christian leaders of late to break away and criticize Trump.

Graham said that pouting about a rainbow jersey is “taking a stand” for one’s faith. We call it unemployment.

He couldn’t think of any other reason a boy would look at gay porn.

He said Kavanaugh is “a good man who can serve honorably” on the Supreme Court, despite the multiple sexual assault allegations.

In a special moment of prayer, he declared a “shield of protection” to turn Hurricane Florence away.

Not listed on the event flyer: the power of drag queens to incite a Godly wrath on America. For that, we simply have to turn to Pat Robertson.

During our break from causing hurricanes and earthquakes, obviously.

A free Christian concert starring a 700 Club pundit is scheduled to occur during a massive Memorial Day gay beach festival.

These “people have been trying to destroy America. These left-wingers and so-called progressives are trying to destroy the country that we love.”