The 700 Club

Jaelene Daniels is a devout Christian and this isn’t the first time she has refused to wear a Pride jersey.

The far right televangelist who made some of the most ludicrous and hateful claims about LGBTQ people is finally going off the air.

“Do you think tens of millions of people are concerned about [Biden] not meeting with Kevin McCarthy?” Jen Psaki chuckled.

A 2013 video of his extremely homophobic statements is getting attention after Rush Limbaugh spent years celebrating the HIV deaths of gay men.

After holding out for weeks, Robertson conceded, “I think we’re going to see a President Biden” and said Trump “lives in an alternate reality.”

“In the name of Jesus, I bind the spirit of delusion that has come across our land… I still think Trump’s gonna ultimately win.”

The wacky televangelist said the Black Lives Matter movement wants to end Christianity for “being racist.”

He’s one of the few conservative Christian leaders of late to break away and criticize Trump.

Graham said that pouting about a rainbow jersey is “taking a stand” for one’s faith. We call it unemployment.

He couldn’t think of any other reason a boy would look at gay porn.

He said Kavanaugh is “a good man who can serve honorably” on the Supreme Court, despite the multiple sexual assault allegations.

In a special moment of prayer, he declared a “shield of protection” to turn Hurricane Florence away.

Not listed on the event flyer: the power of drag queens to incite a Godly wrath on America. For that, we simply have to turn to Pat Robertson.

During our break from causing hurricanes and earthquakes, obviously.

A free Christian concert starring a 700 Club pundit is scheduled to occur during a massive Memorial Day gay beach festival.

These “people have been trying to destroy America. These left-wingers and so-called progressives are trying to destroy the country that we love.”

Know thy enemy.

“This is a phony, phony, phony cause to get involved in.”