The 700 Club

Graham said that pouting about a rainbow jersey is “taking a stand” for one’s faith. We call it unemployment.

He couldn’t think of any other reason a boy would look at gay porn.

He said Kavanaugh is “a good man who can serve honorably” on the Supreme Court, despite the multiple sexual assault allegations.

In a special moment of prayer, he declared a “shield of protection” to turn Hurricane Florence away.

Not listed on the event flyer: the power of drag queens to incite a Godly wrath on America. For that, we simply have to turn to Pat Robertson.

During our break from causing hurricanes and earthquakes, obviously.

A free Christian concert starring a 700 Club pundit is scheduled to occur during a massive Memorial Day gay beach festival.

These “people have been trying to destroy America. These left-wingers and so-called progressives are trying to destroy the country that we love.”

Know thy enemy.

“This is a phony, phony, phony cause to get involved in.”