Roy Moore

Would-be Senators are trying to outdo each other in the race to prove themselves as the most Trumpiest candidate of them all.

The Republican politician is really peeved that he can’t go to restaurants.

There are 5 conservative Supreme Court justices now, so he’s asking them to ban same-sex couples from marrying.

Hate doesn’t confine itself to a single issue. Anti-abortion extremists traffic in anti-LGBTQ bias too, just like white supremacists.

He reminisced about the good ol’ days: “We did not have same sex marriage. We did not have transgender rights. Sodomy was illegal.”

After effectively losing his job because Trump didn’t understand that the Attorney General isn’t his personal lawyer, Sessions is back. And he has no pride.

If this story sounds familiar, that’s because another Alabama Republican made headlines at the same place earlier this year when he said LGBTQ people had ruined good TV.

“Give me a break. This place has enough creepy old men,” one female Republican Senator said.

“If you actually care about #MAGA more than your own ego, it’s time to ride off into the sunset, Judge.”

Alabama’s lone Republican senator is in charge of growing their majority in the chamber. But even he’s not willing to give Roy Moore another chance.