Trump reelection

Celebrities really are just like normal people. Some of them are jerks.

Pucker up.

But neither the words “gay” nor “LGBT” even appears in the announcement.

Just in case there’s any confusion, he’s not. We don’t want him.

Instead of complaints about his ridiculous antics, social media filled up with complaints that the showman was boring.

Red bull? Cocaine? All of the above?

Vice President Mike Pence will also address the Party, presumably to lecture them on the dangers of dancing and rap music.