Stephen Colbert

“These kids have the courage to be who they are, and they just want to be accepted,” Pete Buttigieg said.

“Actually, that was a screw up… I think I assumed that she had already gotten one, and that was incorrect.”

The words were tweaked to an epic smackdown of women whining about their “right” to potentially infect others with coronavirus.

Everyone from Barack Obama and Pete Buttigieg to Black Lives Matter and the NCAA celebrated yesterday’s momentous Supreme Court decision on LGBTQ rights.

And he has a plan to use boobs to make straight men less afraid of recycling bins and tote bags.

An e-mail this week promised the deceased comedian would perform on late night TV.

Her favorite part of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” has been watching Monet X Change “step her pussy up.”

Not only did he hire two black men to carry out a “racist” hate crime, he paid them with a check. Police have not confirmed that he wrote “Not 4 Crimez” in the memo line.

The two women are from different generations, but both faces of the movement for LGBTQ equality.

If he’s an LGBTQ ally, why does he keep evangelizing a church that won’t hire gay people and thinks they need “fixed?”