Miami FL

“I open my mouth and 50 yards of purple chiffon come out!”

Grammy-nominated rapper DaBaby was hit by a shoe right before he starting ranting about “sucking d**k” and HIV.

Pepe and Enrique are living a “retirement home” lifestyle together in Florida, choosing each other every mating season and maintaining their nest and egg.

Angela Stanton-King told thousands online that the club had put “children in a [expletive] drag show.” Marjorie Taylor Greene and other anti-trans activists began piling on too, saying they should “end up like Pulse.”

The chain has faced numerous allegations of anti-LGBTQ employment discrimination lately, settling some of the suits out of court.

“You have not cut it off, so you are still a man, until you remove that you are a man.”

Of course, there was a quarantine back in St. Olaf once. Yes, it involved a herring.

The media knows of 38 people who went to the circuit party and got coronavirus, but the real number could be much higher.

“’They’re putting me on a ventilator’ was the last thing he wrote me,” his best friend said.

“They put him to sleep because he was really agitated, and then he never woke up again.”