Church

Even though they aren’t really churches, various organizations are taking advantage of tax laws to hide expenditures and salaries from the public.

A bishop who said that a “gay rights agenda” had hijacked his church could face disciplinary action.

“Do you let your kids believe in a fake Santa or do they know who Jesus is?”

His lawyer says it was just a prank even though he told police that he “didn’t want to see a gay flag on a church.”

Within minutes, dozens of people had shown up to shut it all down – and they just kept coming.

Investigators are calling the fire suspicious since “gay graffiti” was found at the scene.

According to church leaders, “We cannot partner with an organization that embraces what God’s Word clearly labels as sin.”

The church responded in the best way imaginable.

“We are not only not antigay, but we are pro-helping people in their journey to find out who God is and who He has made them to be.”

“We believe this new trend poses a significant threat for the existence of the human race.”