Nike

From CarGurus to Doritos, when it came to commercials, 2021 was pretty gay.

The classic go-to shoe for rebels everywhere is available in Pride form. The brand also has introduced a Keith Haring collection.

The company will give you back the original purchase price. The internet will give you at least double that.

“They have so much power they can get shoes cancelled. Freedom of expression gone out the window.”

Nike doesn’t want to be associated with them, but they didn’t have a problem with the same company’s “Jesus shoes.”

The governor of South Dakota publicly denounced him for selling “Satan shoes.” Seriously.

Vans has broken from other athletic shoemakers by releasing new queer footwear outside of Pride month.

At least one co-worker told the trans contractor that it was against her religion to refer to them as they identify, while others literally began to ignore the contractor rather than correct themselves.

While it’s the smallest collection so far from an athletic brand, it’s also one of the best looking.

“A suit and tie does not mask the fact that at its core, this was an old-fashioned shake down.”

Nike has never had a problem with controversy. In 1995, the company took on homphobia and fear of AIDS in an ad campaign.

The four types of shoes feature “colors and symbols that have been reclaimed and historically repurposed by the LGBTQ community.”

In contrast with last year’s subtle kicks, the 2017 line featured bold rainbow designs and inspiring messages like “RUN FIERCE.”

Nothing says pride season like crass commercialization.

The sneakers will be released in June.

“The interview was five to ten minutes long and they cut it.”

Last month, Pacquiao described gay couples as “worse than animals.”

“”We don’t hate LGBTQ people, we hate their agenda.”

“Their blood will be on their own heads.”

He still holds firm on his opposition to same-sex marriage: Those “people are worse than animals.”