Jared Kushner

Jen Psaki didn’t break a sweat when a Newsmax reporter started shouting during the White House Press Briefing.

Ivanka was “the Eve in the Garden of Trump’s own family convincing him to eat the apple of pro-gay political correctness.”

Reality shows! Bean sponsorships! A fashion line tailored for insurrectionists! Now that their political future is in tatters, the couple can focus on what’s really important: all the new ways they can make money.

She called the MAGA rioters “American patriots” and her dad got impeached twice. She thinks she may have ruined her career. Wonder why.

So with her father facing the inevitable end of his term, what’s a girl to do? Maybe try to get the same job.

The PR campaign has begun to try to restore their social standing.

“El Douche Donaldo Trumpolini” has well-earned comparisons to other fascists, but he shares many parallels with Italian dictator Il Duce.

In record time, the ‘eventual’ Presidential candidate took a unique stand against the music industry, praised pal/Trump advisor Jared Kushner, and shared images of Vladimir Putin.

The President’s son-in-law wants to reshape the party platform and doesn’t want to alienate potential voters.

I lack the years of rigorous public health training and medical savvy of Jared Kushner or the Mr. Pillow guy.