Fox & Friends

Despite travel bans, the stock market crashing, and cases worldwide except in the United States so far, Fox thinks Democrats are behind it all.

Chasten has talked openly about his and Pete Buttigieg’s “heartbreaking” attempts to adopt as a Republican insulted them for not being fathers already.

Hosts said the Congresswoman and Transportation Secretary “don’t have kids and they don’t really have a stake” in the future.

Straight white men can’t catch a break because they’re “marginalized” for “our gender, our sexuality, and the color of our skin.”

“Don’t you want to be a grandma some day?”

In an ironic twist of fate, Pence may have ended up exposed to the virus, thanks to attendees of CPAC and AIPAC contracting it.

They say she’s a celebrity who doesn’t know what she’s talking about, unlike the celebrity in the White House who never knows what he’s talking about.

“People are saying there’s a toxic masculinity problem, when in fact there’s not enough masculinity.”

“Discrimination is not tolerated in Texas,” the governor said. Discrimination against LGBTQ people, though, is perfectly legal.

He wants the state to ban local governments from refusing Chick-fil-A contracts.