Fox & Friends

Turns out, bigger numbers are bigger than smaller numbers. Huh. That’ll do it.

Droning on autopilot about her answer to Fox reporter Peter Doocy, Kilmeade hit turbulence.

“Is it because it’s a chicken or egg theme?” Fox & Friends co-host Will Cain asked, suggesting Disney is turning kids queer to cater to them with queer content.

Despite travel bans, the stock market crashing, and cases worldwide except in the United States so far, Fox thinks Democrats are behind it all.

Chasten has talked openly about his and Pete Buttigieg’s “heartbreaking” attempts to adopt as a Republican insulted them for not being fathers already.

Hosts said the Congresswoman and Transportation Secretary “don’t have kids and they don’t really have a stake” in the future.

Straight white men can’t catch a break because they’re “marginalized” for “our gender, our sexuality, and the color of our skin.”

“Don’t you want to be a grandma some day?”

In an ironic twist of fate, Pence may have ended up exposed to the virus, thanks to attendees of CPAC and AIPAC contracting it.

They say she’s a celebrity who doesn’t know what she’s talking about, unlike the celebrity in the White House who never knows what he’s talking about.

“People are saying there’s a toxic masculinity problem, when in fact there’s not enough masculinity.”

“Discrimination is not tolerated in Texas,” the governor said. Discrimination against LGBTQ people, though, is perfectly legal.

He wants the state to ban local governments from refusing Chick-fil-A contracts.

After Rosie said she had a friendly “crush” on her former co-host, Hasselbeck immediately turned to the weapon most conservatives use against LGBTQ people. She called it “disturbing” and invoked God to back her up.

Using “transgender” as a noun is “usually offensive”… which is a fair description of Fox News.

A theory suggests that French sculptor Frédéric Auguste Bartholdi used his brother as a template for the iconic statue.

The most disgusting cookie dough metaphor we’ve ever heard.

“It’s a tiny tiny portion of the population.”