The Bachelor

Everyone has an opinion on what a gay Bachelor season would look like and whether Colton Underwood should star in it.

He came out this morning but the show is reportedly already in production.

“Maybe you’re the first gay Bachelor and we don’t even know!” Billy Eichner told the deeply closeted Colton Underwood with a knowing look.

“I literally remember praying to God, the morning I found out that I was a bachelor, and thanking him for making me straight.”

Producers are “on the hunt for lesbian or bisexual females to take part in a unique match-making experience.”

“Today’s show is brought to you by Leggs. Maybe we could go up to the Fantasy Suite and spread the word,” Ellen’s alter-ego Kelllly D said.

Bachelor In Paradise contestant Blake Colman revealed that he used to date Brooke Blurton before she “turned full lesbian.”

Lance Bass will host as Robert Sepulveda Jr. chooses which of the 13 eager contestants might be the man of his dreams.

The star of ABC’s “The Bachelor” has made anti-gay comments that drew a swift rebuke from the network and an apology from the bachelor himself.

ABC’s “The Bachelor” — Juan Pablo Galavis — says he’s not interested in seeing a gay version of the popular reality series because gay people are not a good example for kids.