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Chelsea Handler asks Lesbo Claus: Give Mike Pence a gay son for Christmas
The lesbian comedian channels creepy Santas everywhere with some ho-ho-horrible jokes.
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Breaking: Santa Claus forced to cancel Christmas Eve toy delivery
Due to dwindling ice caps at the North Pole, Santa’s reindeer runway has shrunk so much it no longer provides enough space for a successful takeoff and landing.
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Gay couple gets hundreds of letters to Santa and try to answer them all
No one knows why the letters keep being sent to a New York City apartment but with help from volunteers, the couple tries to make wishes come true.
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Santa Claus shot to death after homeowner stands his ground
The town coroner, Helen A. Basket, determined that Clause died instantly. He leaves behind a wife, nine flying reindeer — one with a bright red nose — and a gaggle of elves.