Chris Sevier

This has not been Chris Sevier’s week.

The judge was forced to explain that the gay rights movement isn’t a religion.

Utah’s Assistant Attorney General quipped that since the laptop wasn’t 15 years old, it was underage too.

The same man has sued on numerous occasions to try to win the right to marry his laptop. He says he’s “a machinist.”

Utah’s attorney general told Chris Sevier, who once sued Apple for not protecting him from adult content, his laptop isn’t even old enough to get married.

“This is about who is on the right side of reality,” he says.

A federal judge and a U.S. appeals court have rejected a Tennessee man’s motion to intervene in two cases challenging same-sex marriage bans in Florida and Utah by seeking to marry his “porn-filled Apple computer.”