liberal redneck

“That dog don’t hunt. It’s a porch dog. She’s got a porch dog position on this shit.”

“The man that they’re replacing is a f–king Hobbit from an alternate universe where JRR Tolkien owns slaves, [but] Roy Moore is an unbelievable bag of sh-t.”

Trey Crowder may be best known for giving conservatives an earful, but when he got a gig at a nudist camp, he got an eyeful.

“Screaming about your rights as an American while rocking the confederate flag is like arguing against gay marriage with a d–k in your mouth.”

According to him, they want to “make America white again.”

Once again, he’s spot on too.

“Unless you’re also suggesting we need separate bathrooms for Catholic priests, I think you need to cut the shit.”