Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)

Authorities say Brandon Straka snitched on his fellow J6 rioters to get a lighter sentence, but at CPAC he was crying in a fake jail cell, pretending to be one of them.

The Hungarian prime minister has created the model for authoritarianism that American conservatives long to copy.

The Florida governor hopes to ride his take on Trumpism, including his anti-LGBTQ agenda, all the way to the White House.

Jen Psaki actually likes lesbian icon Peppermint Patty, so Ted Cruz is going to have to try harder than that to insult her.

LGBTQ advocates called Tulsi Gabbard out when she ran for president. Now she’s unapologetically pandering to the far-right.

Caitlyn Jenner, CNN, and the women’s Olympic gymnastics team were just some of the targets at this year’s second, but just as hate-fueled, CPAC gathering.

“If these companies rebuff us, they will suffer the consequences…”

“I don’t want this in my party. This is insanity and against everything that I stand for and against Christ. If you support this, you are not a conservative.”

The Republican Party is against everything and in favor of nothing. All it stands for now is yelling ‘no’ at everybody else, and Trump has become the golden idol that conservatives will follow. Literally.

Gaetz claimed Mr. Potato Head “was America’s first transgender doll and even he got canceled.” Trump Jr. said that Hasbro should have just used a CNN journalist’s face.

The senator’s comedy routine also included a joke about how much he likes Cancun.

“Does anyone consider the parents? These predators want my son to believe that I don’t love him if I won’t accept him as a woman.”

Donald Trump will speak at the conference. Mike Pence refused to attend. The anti-Semite was thrilled to be invited, but now says, “I feel like I’m being silenced.”

In an ironic twist of fate, Pence may have ended up exposed to the virus, thanks to attendees of CPAC and AIPAC contracting it.

He said the whole thing was a misunderstanding… and it’s somehow transgender people’s fault.

The NRA shot back, saying the fleeing companies’ decision was “a shameful display of political and civic cowardice.”

CPAC’s lineup of speakers this year are a rogue’s gallery of antigay activists and government officials from the Trump administration.

The new and dynamic youth-led gun safety movement, #NeverAgain, has pushed the National Rifle Association’s leadership onto the ropes.

The first time he attended, he was invited as the guest of a far right gay group.

It certainly took them long enough!