Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)

Caitlyn Jenner, CNN, and the women’s Olympic gymnastics team were just some of the targets at this year’s second, but just as hate-fueled, CPAC gathering.

“If these companies rebuff us, they will suffer the consequences…”

“I don’t want this in my party. This is insanity and against everything that I stand for and against Christ. If you support this, you are not a conservative.”

The Republican Party is against everything and in favor of nothing. All it stands for now is yelling ‘no’ at everybody else, and Trump has become the golden idol that conservatives will follow. Literally.

Gaetz claimed Mr. Potato Head “was America’s first transgender doll and even he got canceled.” Trump Jr. said that Hasbro should have just used a CNN journalist’s face.

The senator’s comedy routine also included a joke about how much he likes Cancun.

“Does anyone consider the parents? These predators want my son to believe that I don’t love him if I won’t accept him as a woman.”

Donald Trump will speak at the conference. Mike Pence refused to attend. The anti-Semite was thrilled to be invited, but now says, “I feel like I’m being silenced.”

In an ironic twist of fate, Pence may have ended up exposed to the virus, thanks to attendees of CPAC and AIPAC contracting it.

He said the whole thing was a misunderstanding… and it’s somehow transgender people’s fault.