Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)

“I don’t want this in my party. This is insanity and against everything that I stand for and against Christ. If you support this, you are not a conservative.”

The Republican Party is against everything and in favor of nothing. All it stands for now is yelling ‘no’ at everybody else, and Trump has become the golden idol that conservatives will follow. Literally.

Gaetz claimed Mr. Potato Head “was America’s first transgender doll and even he got canceled.” Trump Jr. said that Hasbro should have just used a CNN journalist’s face.

The senator’s comedy routine also included a joke about how much he likes Cancun.

“Does anyone consider the parents? These predators want my son to believe that I don’t love him if I won’t accept him as a woman.”

Donald Trump will speak at the conference. Mike Pence refused to attend. The anti-Semite was thrilled to be invited, but now says, “I feel like I’m being silenced.”

In an ironic twist of fate, Pence may have ended up exposed to the virus, thanks to attendees of CPAC and AIPAC contracting it.

He said the whole thing was a misunderstanding… and it’s somehow transgender people’s fault.

The NRA shot back, saying the fleeing companies’ decision was “a shameful display of political and civic cowardice.”

CPAC’s lineup of speakers this year are a rogue’s gallery of antigay activists and government officials from the Trump administration.