From Obama's secret army to "faked" national tragedies, here are the top conspiracy theories the uncle that you avoid at Thanksgiving believes in.

Jones said that Hillary is a lesbian who sexually assaulted younger women, and that Chelsea is her "beard."

YouTube didn't like him calling school shooting survivors "crisis actors."

Cut off from his old sources of revenue, Yiannoupolos has turned to hawking supplements on a conspiracy theory website.

From Democrats to demons, the only thing more predictable than the talking points excusing gun violence is the growing body count.

According to right wing media, the secret plan for America also includes forcing people to let their neighbors have sex with their cars.

And he uses Trump's "button" to prove it.

From a wild claim about a lesbian relationship that doesn't exist to Luke Skywalker as an allegory for white nationalism, the conspiracy theories are flying.

He did an impression of a brain-eating lesbian: "I’m gonna eat your cerebral cortex last! I’ve got power! I love Satan!"

He praised his guest by saying "she isn’t super ugly and doesn’t weigh 500 pounds."