Penguins

“They are a couple that we’re hoping one day might actually be foster parents.”

“Imagine taking your 6-year-old to London zoo and them asking you which penguins are gay.” THE HORROR.

Zookeepers in New Zealand say they just knew these two elderly penguins would make great foster parents.

MADRID — A same-sex aquatic bird couple in Spain has been allowed to adopt an egg to nurture. Inca and Rayas, a pair of Gentoo penguins at Madrid’s Faunia Park Zoo, are delighted to finally have been given the chance to enjoy “parenthood,” according to zoo keepers.

I think that the one constant in my life these days is knowing that no matter what an LGBTQ person does, in any fashion, you can be certain that a member of corporate Christianity will find a way to make it as demonic, sinful, and dehumanizing as possible.

Zoo keepers in Toronto are planning to separate a pair of inseparable, and — according to some zoo staffers — “gay” male penguins so that they can be paired with females for breeding.