You have to see John Waters’ badass Christmas card

John Waters Christmas

John Waters performing his Christmas show. Instagram/@aychbe

John Waters has called Christmas the “most extreme holiday,” and he has created a card this year to match.

Waters appears as a tough Santa, tatted up with messages like “Season’s Beatings,” “Little Bummer Boy,” “Chimney Invasions,” and “Jingle Balls.”

“MERRY XMAS” his knuckles read.

Waters is currently on tour with his show A John Waters Christmas.

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