Tennessee

He made history again with his hit “Old Town Road.”

The public applauded and shouted “Amen” when he was done ranting about gays and Democrats.

“It was such an incredible thing to witness. It was a moment of acceptance and validation for the LGBT+ community from our entire school.”

The prosecutor publicly said that he does not treat queer victims fairly because he thinks LGBTQ equality is “ridiculous.”

His campaign said that he had “scheduling conflicts” with both of the LGBTQ forums. The other candidates managed to fit them in.

The books contain “actual curses and spells” that risk “conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text.” Church authorities are giving him the thumbs up.

He said he won’t prosecute domestic assault in same-sex couples. It could cost him his job – and his license to practice law.

“I was never going to say anything pejorative about the Opry, but when the question was asked, ‘Have you been invited back to the Grand Ole Opry?’ all I could say was, ‘No, not yet.'”

After the school kicked him out of the dorms & his parents rejected him, he was left homeless. But the school offered prayers, so there’s that.

After he had the surgery in secret, the school said he violated it student code against sexual misconduct.