Anti-gay vandalism

Approximately one hour after police captured a man who was suspected of sending approximately 15 pipe bombs through the mail to prominent Democrats, an anonymous man phoned my home.

Authorities have charged Mark Henson with felony criminal mischief after a survivor led police straight to the suspect.

“If the rainbow is a Godly sign, then the people who will vandalize a rainbow crosswalk are vandalizing a sign of God. Sounds like a logical contradiction to me.”

They’re springing up all over the country, but everything is bigger in Texas.

The group recently targeted a mural of George Michael and a moron was busted after defacing it in the dumbest way possible.

He had been hanging around for several weeks before the attack, with behavior that had staff on alert.

Looks like whoever perpetrated this crime won’t be entering “the Kingdom of God.”