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This Week on LGBTQ Twitter: Lizzo plays a crystal flute and roils right-wingers

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It’s been more than a week since Lizzo played that old crystal flute. But she stays living rent-free in the minds of haters.

Based on people’s reactions, you’d think she did something really outrageous.

Or raised the dead.

Or some other mythical things we don’t really understand, but inherently support.

Or, maybe they’re just jealous.

So, naturally, Lizzo is going to keep playing that flute.

Maybe she’ll take up other instruments, like David’s harp.

Fortunately, reactionaries are always finding new things to react to. Next up: a lesbian Velma.

Meanwhile, old comments have surfaced from far-right anti-LGBTQ commentator Matt Walsh in which he railed against the idea of teenagers. Not the actual, real-life humans aged 13-19. Just the concept of teenagers. Why? Because it gets in the way of them being impregnated.

Gross. Need a palate cleanse? Here’s Lizzo loving the flute tweets. Keep ’em coming.

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