The language-learning app Duolingo has its own lore, and it’s queer AF.
you have to play through every language to get the full, tragic lore pic.twitter.com/xHRjlsABDw
— badidea 🪐 (@0xabad1dea) July 20, 2022
Is that a typo or did this guy just confess to being Monkeypox patient zero?
This must be the greatest typo ever. pic.twitter.com/o9d5iCwzfR
— Freddy Gray (@Freddygray31) July 21, 2022
Should drag brunch come with a trigger warning for the gays bullied as kids?
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The news you care about, reported on by the people who care about you.gay bullies be like give me all your brunch money
— REESE HAVOC 😈 (@reesehavocnyc) July 20, 2022
Meanwhile, straight bullies be like give me all your rights.
Tom Cotton is the cheap knockoff of Josh Hawley, who is the store-brand version of Ted Cruz, who is the bought-off-a-sidewalk in Chinatown version of Ron DeSantis, who is the dropped-off-the-back-of-a-truck version of Donald Trump.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) July 22, 2022
Fortunately, there is some justice in the world for the bullies.
mfw she sucks so much the sport she invented has a deadname now
— Bugs Maytrix (Now on OF 💗🖤💗) (@bugsmaytrix) July 20, 2022
If that doesn’t drive home what’s in a name, perhaps this will. (Though it’s generous to assume these folks are getting laid.)
Names are a social construct so why do you get upset when your wife screams a different one during sex? pic.twitter.com/qk88ctMEsw
— CritFacts the Quadball Champion (@CritFacts) July 20, 2022
You know who’s not hearing another person’s name in bed? The husband who loves you enough to invite your boring coworker over for dinner.
What can I say? I love constructing the perfect dinner party. https://t.co/PF14ImzKfi
— Chasten Buttigieg (@Chasten) July 21, 2022
