Stormy Daniels

“THESE guys are holding hands, where is my fricken gun.”

During a heated back and forth, Stormy Daniels confirmed that she is bisexual, bragging about her sexual prowess in the process.

“How is that people seeing my t**s matters more than [hate speech]?”

You would too and you know it.

And it looks incredible.

His tiny hands will burn up Twitter when he finds out.

“Maybe. I’m being generous.”

Michael Avenatti and Eric Swalwell are long shots at best, but in the age of Trump that may not mean much.

Two Republican New Yorkers, thinking they can pull the wool over everyone’s eyes.

“…you ignorant tw*t.”

As Trump’s fixer, Roy Cohn rightly boasted that he made Trump successful. As Joseph McCarthy’s gay right hand man, he shamed the nation.

They have no intention of bringing up Trump’s extramarital activities at an upcoming meeting. That would be impolitic.

They say they want to talk about Trump’s affair with a porn star. But if it’s so urgent, why are they waiting until June?

Not only does she give a better 60 Minutes interview than Betsy DeVos, Stormy Daniels is also the undisputed queen of Twitter clapbacks.

Adam Rippon also described the plot of a gay porn film he watched.

He has been fine with so much bad behavior from Trump.

He paints a picture of Trump that is everything you expect, but more pathetic.

Republicans wanted to name a road after Donald Trump. He came up with own idea.

Not only does he excuse sexual “sin,” he even shoots down the Biblical motto of turning the other cheek.