MAGA riots

Thomas Webster cried about how his kids don’t respect him anymore as he got the longest sentence of any of the January 6 rioters so far.

Authorities say Brandon Straka snitched on his fellow J6 rioters to get a lighter sentence, but at CPAC he was crying in a fake jail cell, pretending to be one of them.

“They should send a copy to Trump so he can officially own Josh Hawley’s Manhood.”

“Real Americans… are sick and tired of Jan. 6 — it’s over, OK!” Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene said when asked about the attempt to violently overturn the 2020 election results.

“Anything that my party does that comes across as being stupid is not going to help us,” Mitt Romney said. His niece runs the RNC.

Mike Pence called Donald Trump “wrong” for telling him to overturn the 2020 election, but now Pence is getting criticized for disloyalty to the party.

The National Archives confirmed that the White House physically tore up federal records needed by the January 6 Committee.

Federal prosecutors believe that Jessica Watkins planned a serious attempt to overthrow the U.S. government with her militia.

When that didn’t work, the Proud Boy started crying about how hard his life is now.

“This is part of a much bigger conspiracy,” out Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel told Rachel Maddow.

“So the question should really be directed at them,” Jen Psaki said, referring to the “silent lemmings [walking] behind the former president.”

“Look at all of the people fighting for me!” Donald Trump allegedly said as he watched last year’s Capitol Insurrection on TV.

Mike Pence has not publicly criticized Donald Trump for almost getting him killed, but Trump says he doesn’t understand why Pence didn’t overturn the election for him.

Brandon Straka told his hundreds of thousands of followers to storm the Capitol to start “a revolution.” He’s getting off with a slap on the wrist.

Liz Cheney says she met a transgender woman who “doesn’t feel safe sometimes… and nobody should feel unsafe.” She still voted against LGBTQ rights this year.

Did he riot on January 6 because of… gay people?

“Judge is now screaming at defense lawyer,” one journalist reported. “Both defense lawyer and client might end up in jail.”

Capitol police officers are getting homophobic abuse for testifying about the Capitol insurrection… even from the former president.

Gaetz refused to answer the question “Are you a pedophile?” while MTG told the crowd she would not be “deterred” before making a break for it.

“I am always impressed by your eagerness to have people laugh at you.”