Drag queen story time

“People are being threatened. People are being hurt. We believe in what we’re doing, but we don’t believe in putting our friends, our families, or our children in danger.”

All over the country, the radical right is showing up to terrify children and parents in the name of God.

For some reason, the District Attorney declined to press charges against the deranged gunman.

The plaintiffs claimed the program “brainwashed” kids and used taxpayer money to establish a secret gay religion.

The same group that helped successfully overturn the Houston Equal Rights Ordinance is airing TV ads and mailing postcards with juxtaposed images of drag queens and crying children.

The police had to escort the woman out of a California bookstore where drag queens were reading books to small children.

After a federal judge laughed them out of court, the group says they’ll spend money that could go toward feeding hungry children to keep drag queens from reading them a book.

“A little bit of glitter never hurt anyone.”

He’s filed multiple nutty lawsuits nationwide – like suing for the right to marry his laptop.

Not listed on the event flyer: the power of drag queens to incite a Godly wrath on America. For that, we simply have to turn to Pat Robertson.