Nothing can stop a lesbian with a lanyard and a set of keys carabinered to a belt loop.
In an ironic twist of fate, Pence may have ended up exposed to the virus, thanks to attendees of CPAC and AIPAC contracting it.
Health and Wellness
Come get your life(-saving tips) from LGBTQ health and wellness providers. Spoiler alert: the masks are not doing you any favors, sweetie.