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Kate McKinnon & Ariana DeBose decrypt supposedly “ancient” lesbian love poems
“I don’t care if Helen of Generes was mean. She did a lot. You think James of Corden is a walk in the park?” – Sappho, probably
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SNL’s Lil Nas X gives God a lap dance in front of Britney Spears “just to even things out”
He rejected a lap dance offer from SNL’s Matt Gaetz, though.