Weekend roundup: Condom-eating squirrels & non-lesbian fingernails

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It’s not an official end to the week until you have some major news slippage. In this case, some of the real news outdid the fake stories.

Below are the top hilarious headlines that broke the internet this week.

This Video Of A Squirrel Eating Out Of A Condom Sums Up 2018 (HuffPost)

We know LGBTQ Pride just passed, but…clean sweeps, anyone?

“It looks like a balloon,” one of the kids can be heard saying. “Is there stuff inside of it?”

😵😭🤢🤢🤢Took the kids I nanny out for a nice beach day… parked, and saw this. I really hope one day when they’re older and wiser, their parents will tell them what it actually was they were witnessing here.😂*For licensing please contact newsdesk@newsflare.com*

Posted by Emily Cole on Monday, July 9, 2018

Man With The World’s Longest Fingernails Cuts Them Off After 66 Years (NPR)

Definitely not a lesbian

300-pound sculpture stolen from former church in Chicago (UPI)

This 300-pound sculpture must be hiding somewhere with Trump’s tax returns.

: Light Infinity WAS STOLEN TODAY FROM MY STUDIO during preparation for the next installation. I assume it is still…

Posted by Plamen Yordanov on Tuesday, July 10, 2018

Scarlett Johansson exits ‘Rub & Tug’ trans role after LGBTQ backlash (LGBTQ Nation)

We wish we had written this headline. Oh, wait. We did.

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