It’s not an official end to the week until you have some major news slippage. In this case, some of the real news outdid the fake stories.
Below are the top hilarious headlines that broke the internet this week.
This Video Of A Squirrel Eating Out Of A Condom Sums Up 2018 (HuffPost)
We know LGBTQ Pride just passed, but…clean sweeps, anyone?
“It looks like a balloon,” one of the kids can be heard saying. “Is there stuff inside of it?”
Man With The World’s Longest Fingernails Cuts Them Off After 66 Years (NPR)
300-pound sculpture stolen from former church in Chicago (UPI)
This 300-pound sculpture must be hiding somewhere with Trump’s tax returns.
Scarlett Johansson exits ‘Rub & Tug’ trans role after LGBTQ backlash (LGBTQ Nation)
We wish we had written this headline. Oh, wait. We did.
Actors who are trans never even get to audition FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN ROLES OF TRANS CHARACTERS. THATS THE REAL ISSUE. WE CANT EVEN GET IN THE ROOM. Cast actors WHO ARE TRANS as NON TRANS CHARACTERS. I DARE YOU #RupertSanders @NewRegency #ScarlettJohansson https://t.co/RkrW8MeGcG
— Jamie Clayton (@MsJamieClayton) July 4, 2018