President Donald Trump and French President Emmanuel Macron are deep in a budding bromance.
The two world leaders have kissed, praised each other, shared gazes, caressed each other’s knees, and held hands. Trump has even groomed Macron by brushing “dandruff” off his shoulder.
All of which demands an answer…
Did the notoriously homophobic vice president need to run home to Mother after watching the “sinful” display of affection between the two world leaders? And did she step in with an iron fist to get them right with White Jeebus?
After all, for all his pretty words and flattery, during his Congressional address last night, Macron pretty much denounced everything Trump stands for.
For some reason though, Trump didn’t tweet his love for Macron right after the French president spoke out against climate change and Trump’s decision to pull out of the Iran deal. Maybe Trump was too busy with his new sidepiece, Kanye West. After all, West is the one who got all the Twitter love.
— C (@C52324) April 26, 2018
THREAD: Body Language Analysis No.4271: Donald Trump's Hand Holding While Pulling of Emmanuel Macron – #Nonverbal & #EmotionalIntelligence • #DonaldTrump #EmmanuelMacron #HandHolding #HandHoldingWhilePulling #MalignantNarcissism #Objectify #BodyLanguage #BodyLanguageExpert pic.twitter.com/eG1XPNdI20
— Dr. Jack Brown (@DrGJackBrown) April 26, 2018
— Sherri Shavon (@sherrishavon) April 26, 2018
Macron’s technique of hugging Trump close (literally) and then kicking him in the nuts (metaphorically) in his speech to Congress may boomerang. I doubt John Bolton liked a word of it.
— Christopher Meyer (@SirSocks) April 26, 2018
— Ranger (@Ranger3079) April 26, 2018