For only $11.99 you can purchase a roll of toilet paper printed with Donald Trump’s tweets on Amazon. Buy enough of it and you could build your own wall!
All your favorites are there like “Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow — if so, will he become my new best friend?” and “Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?”
If you think those options stink, there’s also the Trump Magic 8 Ball so you too can answer questions like the President. As John Oliver says, “Trump is like a Magic 8 Ball; every time you shake him gives you a different answer.”