Unless it plays out the way Ellen imagines it — as a WWE-style knock-down-drag-out fight.
“I think they went too far,” Ellen warns before showing a parody video previewing Sunday’s town hall-style debate, in which Clinton and Trump get WWE makeovers, complete with bulging biceps and breasts.
But don’t worry, she didn’t forget about co-moderator Anderson Cooper, who makes an appearance in a black muscle tank.
Spoiler alert: In Ellen’s fantasy world, it looks like Clinton wins the title belt.
Check it out and give us your take. Is truth stranger than fiction?
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