Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist and all-around kook who’s just proclaimed Beyoncé’s new visual album “Lemonade” is part of a nefarious CIA scheme to promote violence; particularly attacks on the police that would allow the federal government reign over all local police forces.
Or something? We’re still chewing on this.
Interviewed yesterday, Jones waxed poetic and inchoate with the always sinister James David Manning — the pastor who is perhaps best known for proclaiming that Starbucks spikes their lattés with “gay semen,” because num-num.
Here’s part of Jones way-out-there speech:
I’m pro-human so I say, black people, especially, stop killing your kids and get them in church, whatever, take them away from Beyoncé, who wants to eat their brain with the CIA, literally.”
“Obama literally is the killer of black people and they love him.”
Yes, Obama is in on the brain-eating action, too.
Manning not only agreed, he gave the speech “three-and-half Boom Shakalakas,” but it remains unclear whether that’s out or four or five Boom Shakalakas.
“Beyoncé is going to inspire children all across every spectrum to act in a violent way,” said Manning, explaining that actual demons are “promoting” homosexuality “in our schools and in our institutions.”
Jones concurs. As Right Wing Watch reports, Jones says he’s met “literal, devil-worshipping communists” and he’s even seen some pro-choice activists turn into satanic lizards, which is just indelibly hardcore no matter where you’re standing.
“The black people have a green tone,” Jones said, experimentally. “The white people have a green tone, they are turning into lizards or something.”
Actually, we’ve seen that, too.