First it was those nefarious red cups, and now this.
Starbucks’ latest Satanic affront on Christmas — if we are to believe the droves of knee-jerk “activists” on Twitter — come in the deceptively evil form of a sugar cookie.
Baked deep into these doughy delights is the coffee giant’s message: death to Christmas.
See for yourself:
first starbucks doesn’t support christmas and now they encourage killing polar bears. smh pic.twitter.com/aCx9QsdvUp
— ZiAD (@ZiadChehadeh1) December 10, 2015
Ok so Starbucks gets rid of their Christmas cups then they slit polar bear throats on their cookies? pic.twitter.com/L9EhaLq1lc
— Davin Lee (@davinreader) December 11, 2015
Except there’s one relevant detail these folk (and there are many, many similar posts decrying foul play across social media) may want to keep in mind: The cookies in question were part of the 2010 holiday menu at Starbucks, and haven’t been sold since.
For those wondering what devilish confections are in store this year, here’s a preview: