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Klingenschmitt: Jesus would command married gay couples to get divorced

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Recently, a legally married lesbian couple was reportedly barred from attending an Army marriage enrichment retreat run by the Army’s Chaplain Corps because of their sexual orientation.

On his program today, former Navy chaplain Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt said that was the right decision because Christian chaplains can never provide counseling to gay couples, other than to order them to divorce … which is just what Jesus would do.

“Jesus, if he were providing marriage counseling to two gay men who were married,” Klingenschmitt asserted, “Jesus would command them to get divorced immediately”:

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  1. Hey Klinkenballs, god commands you to commit suicide.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:33pm
  2. Now, now... we don't need an anti-gay martyr, especially one that is sounding like Jim Jones.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:40pm
  3. Just saying, god wants him to jump off of a tall building.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:42pm
  4. That's harsh. Saying that is just bad, though not as what Kilngen-shit said, we should not wish death to anyone. You are not better than him.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:01pm
  5. Bullshit. What I am is a person who wishes bad on those who actively wage war upon me. I am not a pacifist. I believe in self defense.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:09pm
  6. I agree with Suzan. Screw this being nice bullshit. These people have been assholes forever. They need to be wiped off this planet.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:32pm
  7. I'm not particularly into going to war or wiping anyone out. What I am into is fighting back against those who attack me. I was an obvious transkid. I was bullied from the time I entered school until I learned the power of hitting back and retaliation. My philosophy became one of hurt me and I will get you back if it takes me months to do so.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:36pm
  8. Klinkenballs! I laughed so hard tears came out of my eyes!

    Replied on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:25am
  9. I'm with you Suzan. This jerk needs a blanket party. Woo hoo!

    Replied on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:27am
  10. Horse chit you stupid fuktard

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:34pm
  11. Isn’t divorce against the Bible? :D

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:34pm
  12. Or the bible against divorce.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:21pm
  13. Jesus would command him to jump from a 70 story bldg. without a parachute

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:34pm
  14. How the hell would he know what Jesus would do?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:35pm
  15. I am sorry but giving this guy attention doesn’t serve any purpose. He is poison and should be not given the time of day.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:35pm
  16. It is amazing a “Christian” can hate so much

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:35pm
  17. I'm not amazed. Let us not forget the Crusades.

    Replied on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:29am
  18. Keep dreaming….

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:35pm
  19. He’s preaching a bunch of bs

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:35pm
  20. Citation please? Or even a precedent for what JESUS had to say about being gay? He did have quite a bit to say about divorce, however. You, Lingenschmitt, are an embarrassment to the USN, and to this country.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:36pm
  21. agreed! matthew 19:4 is very clear on how divorce is gods will.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:37pm
  22. He’s also actually breaking the 3rd commandment as well….using God’s name in vain. Does he have a hotline to God? Did he actually hear God say that? I seriously doubt it.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:37pm
  23. By opening his mouth in judgment, he condemns himself. Romans 2:1

    See? I can play the game too!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:37pm
  24. Excellent !!! I am saving that quote for future use !!!

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:56pm
  25. god these people are stupid neanderthals.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:37pm
  26. neanderthals were nicer than that christofascist gay bashing pile of :poop:

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:39pm
  27. the dude needs to start taking some schizo meds since he thinks a mythical bastard son of a mythical god is talking to him and telling him what he would say if he existed

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:38pm
  28. This is bullshit, my landscaper thinks my boyfriend and I are adorable and says he’s happy IL made it so we can get married finally…;D

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:38pm
  29. Even if jeebus were real, he wouldn’t care.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:38pm
  30. he’s a smart one isn’t he? NOT

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:38pm
  31. Actually sir you are delusional and need serious psychological help. 1. Divorce is against the Bible and 2. It’s not up to you to judge others. I’m not a bible follower but I seem to live it better than you.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:38pm
  32. You and I are in agreement.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:47pm
  33. Hater, plain and simple

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:39pm
  34. What a jerk!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:39pm
  35. Jesus told me to slap you with a spike glove

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:39pm
  36. Why do these dickheads get into the news… Go crawl up your own arse you homophobic twat!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:39pm
  37. F U K YOU ASSHOLE

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:39pm
  38. his last name sounds like clinging shit…lol

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:39pm
  39. If you don’t like gay marriage then don’t have one :) I saw that once and thought how fitting

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:40pm
  40. so he knows jesus personally? he’s hung out with jesus enough to know this? or did he get it from a story book?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:40pm
  41. Jesus is invalid ~

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:40pm
  42. isn’t divorce against the bible you hypocritical oaf?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:40pm
  43. Somebody shoot him!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:41pm
  44. Judge not lest ye be judged yourself and let he who is without sin cast the first stone

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:41pm
  45. He’s so wrong it’s funny. Jesus wouldn’t do that. Jesus has already done what he’s needed to. Love isn’t wrong, it’s judgemental individuals that makes the world a negative place to live. Without compassion, you miss out on living.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:42pm
  46. leave clingyshit alone he obviously has been filled with God’s glory and he wants us all single so Christians can keep fucking us, duh

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:42pm
  47. no one cares what Klingstoshit says

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:42pm
  48. Klingenshit

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:42pm
  49. Remove this man as a Chaplain….

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:42pm
  50. He’d command every single married couple to divorce. Jesus didn’t believe in marriage

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:43pm
  51. Judge not, lest ye be judged . . . Stupid man.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:43pm
  52. Jesus would command this jerk to jump in a lake

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:43pm
  53. Again what planet do these people come from!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:44pm
  54. Who cares what a mythical being would or would not say about anything

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:44pm
  55. So this chaplain knows what Jesus would say? Oh, and would encourage divorce? Hmmmm . . .

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:44pm
  56. yepp,,klingenschmitt,please follow gods word and give up ure gost to satin ure god..

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:44pm
  57. …..divorce was something he said not to do lol #rightwingderp #religiouscrazysfail

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:44pm
  58. not in HIS book

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:44pm
  59. Klingenschmitt, your doing a fantastic job of spreading evil.. (Y)

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:45pm
  60. Although an athesit, Christians know what this means.

    Matthew 7:15 ESV / 74 helpful votes

    “Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:45pm
  61. What a fool…. Jesus did talk about divorce saying not to!!! Dumb ass!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:46pm
  62. No he wouldn’t, he loved everyone equally. THAT’S in the Bible.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:46pm
  63. Except Ted Cruz.

    Replied on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:31am
  64. if heterosexual marriage and procreation were so important to jesus….why didnt he marry and have children?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:47pm
  65. He did, hun. We've been taught that He didn't, so the church would remain a patriarchal institution, that's all. There are many books/chapters of the Bible that were dismissed as heresy by the Roman Catholic church, taken out, and hidden for centuries. Christ's teachings weren't to segregate and spread hate, but to accept one another as we are, and love one another as brother and sister... It's the human hand that has distorted His words. The fact that people really think that Christ gives a hoot about someone's sexual preference is BEYOND me...He loves us all, no matter what, and that's the truth. Love and light to you and yours. :)

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:29pm
  66. Klinginshit I command you to shut the fuck up bigot !

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:48pm
  67. Jesus didn’t say anything about same sex couples you twit.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:49pm
  68. He just keeps getting more and more outrageous. As one European friend said, we Americans got all the nuts. They were sooo right.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:50pm
  69. This doofus actually presumes to speak for a mortal man thousands of years dead in his grave. Wow.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:51pm
  70. Of all I have read of Jesus evn according to their bible. I see nothing tht indicates he wld ever command such a thing.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:52pm
  71. Jesus was much more tolerant than you are, bigot.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:52pm
  72. Disgusting….obviously he doesn’t know Jesus and forgot the part of he bible on loving everyone and judging no one! Ignorant fool

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:52pm
  73. “Who so ever shall put away his wife except for fornication” … What does this mean? Woman are just to have sex with?? Or am I interrupting this wrong. Btw this dude needs some help, not with his head but his heart.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:52pm
  74. Let me break it yo u. Jesus is a fictional character from a fiction book

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:53pm
  75. if u read the talmud, they say it is ok to mollest children…that is what jesus was against….the jewish religous leaders mollesting children

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:53pm
  76. Ummm…Jesus didn’t command anyone to do anything.
    What a perfect example of turd of a person.
    To twist teachings of unconditional love into his Small Minded Hate.
    Fire that fuck…probably a closet child molester.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:53pm
  77. i wish the lunatic would get his head out of my ass

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:55pm
  78. And Jesus would also tell you, asshole, that your opinion does NOT equal truth because your opinion is all that is being expressed. People like you, however, are so arrogant and dogmatic that whatever hate spews from that thing you call a mouth must be fact.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:55pm
  79. Mathew 19:9 is talking about 2 people who are married and get divorced and choose to be with another person… They are committing adultry because it is until death do you part… Nothing in that verse (and I am almost sure that nothing in the New Testament) says anything about the Gays… Why? Because when Jesus was introduced to the world so was repentance and forgiveness! Suck That You Prejudice Piece of Garbage! Stop using the Bible to spread Hate because The Bible when read properly is a Great book to read and people like you give it and our Loving God a bad name! It is people like you who should pray for Forgiveness!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:55pm
  80. There is a lot of things written in the bible, a book of stories created by man. Doesn’t necessarily mean they are true. Give a load of people some paper and pen and have them write their beliefs and try to control others with it today and you would just have the second coming of the bible. Jesus was a man, a man who apparently wanted to do good things to help people but a man nonetheless. He mess around with women out of wedlock, he was born illigitimatly of a woman who nine chances out of ten had sex out of wedlock and in a time where she could be killed for such an action came up with an elaborate tale to save herself. If there was such thing as immaculate conception, it would have happened again already. Do u really think that God is happy with his “creation”. He would have sent “someone” to change things by now. So in short, Jesus might say that but he might not. He was a man who died along ass time ago and no one knows how he would react. Ppl need to stop this bullshit of talking for other people and just let people live their lives. This This is MY OWN OPINION, I judge no one for their beliefs or lack thereof. We just need to stop relying on a legal “cult” to give us answers.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:56pm
  81. Interesting how these people always like to speak for God or Jesus.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:56pm
  82. Klingenschmitt is a bigoted asshole!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:57pm
  83. Funny how all of these hateful, bigoted so called Christians think that Jesus talks to them or they know what Jesus wants from us. I doubt if these bigots really know the true Jesus and what He wants from us.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:57pm
  84. I thought divorce was frowned upon? GAY MARRIAGE!!!YAY

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:58pm
  85. the bible is fiction..labeling people is immature.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:58pm
  86. Why should I give a shit what Jesus would say?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 4:59pm
  87. Wow! Finally! A mortal man that knows what God is going to do when he returns to a world riddled with hatred, sexual and physical violence, murder, and so on. (Sarcasm)

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:00pm
  88. No, no He wouldn’t

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:02pm
  89. WHY ITS NOT A COMMANDMENT

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:02pm
  90. My response is simple: “FUCK YOU!”

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:02pm
  91. I’m so sick of this kind of shit. If he’s so opposed and if he is real::giggle:: they’ll answer in the afterlife(again if it’s real haha) BUT that 2000 year old book is becoming more and more of a pain in the ass. You don’t get to tell people how to live because they made a choice you were afraid to make. Yeah, afraid because those preaching this nonsense are more obsessive about gay sex than an openly gay person. It’s the only thing on their minds because they want it so badly.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:04pm
  92. Words Jesus said condemning divorce > words Jesus said condemning homosexuality (none)

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:09pm
  93. God never commands anyone todo anything. He gives us all choices.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:09pm
  94. Jesus is an idiot.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:12pm
  95. Nazi!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:14pm
  96. Gordon, you need an encounter with Jesus!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:14pm
  97. god is love—thats all i need to say==

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:15pm
  98. These “people” makes me sick! Dumb, ignorant, stupid ass idiot!! He should do society a big favor and just kill himself!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:15pm
  99. I’ve been my partner 25 years,most of my straight friends are on their 2 or third marriage.Hell I know one on their fifth

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:16pm
  100. Growing weary of this dumbass…But by saying that gay married couples should get a divorce, isn’t he acknowledging that gay marriage is OK?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:17pm
  101. Oh I forgot…bite me

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:17pm
  102. Dear Mr Klingonshit ……….you look like your name………..yours truthfully, MFZ……….

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:18pm
  103. Wonder why people get so religously hysterical common sense dosent seem to exist in parts of the world

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:19pm
  104. Somebody shoot that guy…..

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:20pm
  105. Don’t you just love how some folks seem to think they have some sort of “moral obligation” to Christianize the masses? No one has the right to limit the rights of others, and using religion to rationalize doing so makes it that much worse.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:24pm
  106. Jesus who? Is he Hispanic?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:24pm
  107. Really idiot! Read the bible it clearly teaches us to love one another

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:25pm
  108. And GOD also looks down on others who promote hatred…

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:25pm
  109. Facebook needs a dislike button!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:25pm
  110. Another nut job!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:26pm
  111. oh hell yeah, he ran with 12 guys and a prostitute..

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:27pm
  112. This man is a dangerous, evangelical, christian reconstructionist. He promotes treason and sedition and openly advocates the overthrow of the legally-constituted government of the United States to be replaced with a military, corporate theocracy.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:27pm
  113. I'm not worried. I could take this jerk out with my aluminum.

    Replied on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:32am
  114. Oh fuck up!

    You might as well turn to!

    Doesn’t look like you’ve seen a vagina your whole life!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:29pm
  115. Ah, another douchebag who presumes to speak on behalf of the higher powered ones he is supposed to be subject to…

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:29pm
  116. I want people to stop saying what God said. Do you really talk to God about everybody business but yours.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:29pm
  117. Wait, did he ask Santa his opinion on this? Did the Easter Bunny have some input? Let’s at least get the Tooth Fairy in here to bounce this off of.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:30pm
  118. And what about straight couples who have been married 3 or 4 times. Bigot

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:30pm
  119. Omg he’s a medium too speaking to Jesus. But as the bible says about gay people ………..,,,, nothing. Plus it was written by frustrated men centuries after his death, so who are they to say.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:31pm
  120. Fundamentalist Idiots & Bigots! LOL

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:31pm
  121. This guy has not a clue about the message of Jesus which is purely love and acceptance and forgives always and everywhere for ALL people. I am embarrassed and just pissed off that he would even call himself a Christian :-(

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:32pm
  122. who gives a fuck what jesus would “command”. It’s fiction, folks.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:33pm
  123. what a idiot

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:33pm
  124. What Jesus said about homosexuality ” “

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:34pm
  125. Jesus who?!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:34pm
  126. @Michael Jackson I’m reasonably sure the NSA has their eyes on him…just waiting for him to slip up and say the wrong thing. Religious freedom and the first amendment don’t cover treason.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:34pm
  127. Poor Jesus. So many speaking for him.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:35pm
  128. Go figure …. we can all find random scripture to quote that will suit our needs or beliefs. I am still waiting for conclusive proof that the bible was sanctioned by god

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:36pm
  129. Shut up asshole… Doesn’t the bible condemn divorce… What an idiot… As if he and Jesus are buds…

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:36pm
  130. Ok, when he comes back we’ll sit down and discuss this. But, I’m not holding my breath on his return!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:37pm
  131. What a jerk

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:38pm
  132. Coming from a person that believes in imaginary beings..

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:38pm
  133. So, to “fix” one sin, God says commit another sin? Um…I think I’ll pass!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:40pm
  134. No He wouldn’t you MORON !!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:41pm
  135. No Gordon, de Jeebus would command you to STFU.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:44pm
  136. He just wants his “down low” affair to remain spicy & taboo.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:45pm
  137. What a dumb ass!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:45pm
  138. Guess he’s never read what Jesus actually preached.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:45pm
  139. Who dresses these assholes?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:48pm
  140. Guys a Dick.. How is Jesus going to fix that?? Request a divorce from his Dicktatude….

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:50pm
  141. Oh good golly ,,,,, that’s what he thinks Jesus would say????? LOL….

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:50pm
  142. God would say stop killing people just because you don’t like them.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:52pm
  143. Jesus said there are no grounds for divorce. Paul gave grounds, not Jesus.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 5:55pm
  144. People who run their pie-hole like this are much like Obamacare supporters. They don't bother to read the text in advance to find out what's in it, and they are just as likely to be disappointed.

    Replied on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:25pm
  145. Jesus never said one word about gays, asshole!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:00pm
  146. These idiots preach about the 88 passage in this so called bible,but forgot the other 345 passges that condemn adultery divorce etc
    Time these parasitic scum shut the fuck up

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:01pm
  147. guess it’s a good thing he’s nothing more than a fable, then, eh?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:02pm
  148. He’s in the wrong business and should be removed from his position.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:07pm
  149. really?? Because he said to worry about your own life and stay out of others. So how would he conflict with his own words. Oh yeah that’s right…the Bible is a compilation of everyone’s ideas of what he would have said but not a true historical account of his life if he actually lived and wasn’t just a adaptation of an ancient Kemetian belief. Ugh, I dislike stupid people so much.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:09pm
  150. Divorce is against the bible so there eating there own words they have no damn clue what there talking about God loves us all

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:09pm
  151. Those words are an embarrassment for anyone who presumes to have even the most basic knowledge about the Holy Scriptures, and particularly about Jesus’ statements. This person embarrassed himself, just for the sake of airing his opposition to gay marriage, and that is his prerogative. But, I wonder, why does the media embarrass itself by making news out of these unproductive and uninformed statements?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:10pm
  152. Jesus often disagreed with his employers

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:12pm
  153. Ummm, no he wouldn’t. He would love them for who they are. If you are using the Bible for hate, you are using it wrong. Once again, Jesus said NOTHING about homosexuality, nothing. If you are going to use Jesus as an excuse, at least you should know what you are talking about! Man created discrimination, not God. As a Naval chaplain, I would think that you would know better than to preach hate. Sad, so sad…

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:12pm
  154. STFU!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:14pm
  155. Jesus is dead ass holl get over it plus catholics should get a realty slap because if the read the new testament instead of Living in old testament, God wants us to happy so if a man loves a man leave them be who is to say its wrong NO ONE

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:14pm
  156. wait a minute,how does he know what jesus would comman???

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:18pm
  157. command?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:18pm
  158. That is the creepiest German Dutch style named Christian I have ever seen…

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:18pm
  159. If that’s the case, why would jesus let them get married in the first place -___- people like this should be struck be lightning

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:19pm
  160. stupid shmuck… Go F yourself

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:24pm
  161. Jesus who?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:25pm
  162. Another fucktard.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:26pm
  163. Wow, he really is delusional isn’t he.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:26pm
  164. Hateful douchebag

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:28pm
  165. no he would not.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:29pm
  166. Beware of false profits…

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:30pm
  167. Interesting, because not only did Jesus NEVER say a word about homosexuality, he DID specifically say that people should NEVER divorce!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:31pm
  168. No Jesus would command you to zip your lip.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:31pm
  169. Actually i think he would be more focused on the thousands of homeless people, sick people and people oppressed by the rich and self-righteous. He would tell you, good sir, to get off the TV for money.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:31pm
  170. Uh…..What??? These people are crazy

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:32pm
  171. Fruitcake!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:34pm
  172. Really? This guy is so ignorant

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:36pm
  173. the only person i want to hear what jesus thinks is jesus. these guys can spat shit all they want, but they have no more knowledge into what jesus would think today than i do, but hey, i suspect jesus would think these guys don’t really carry love in their hearts.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:37pm
  174. Jesus would command you to kindly shut the fuck up, dick pimple.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:38pm
  175. just like he would command every pedophile priest to commit suicide.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:38pm
  176. Anti-christ

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:43pm
  177. Why do we listen to these fuckers????!!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:45pm
  178. Thanks for chiming in jesus but it’s time to get back on your own cross

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:48pm
  179. No he wouldn’t. He would love them.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:48pm
  180. Actually, he wouldn’t. Jesus cited divorce as a form of adultery. These people never even read the book they love so much.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:48pm
  181. Well, Jesus can fuck off then, can’t he?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:50pm
  182. I doubt Jesus would agree…especially since Jesus NEVER mentioned homosexuality in the New Testament….Another example of social homophobia being used to pervert the teachings of Christ….However Christ did preach love….Something that this fool obviously overlooked in his studies.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 6:54pm
  183. Bite Me !!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:00pm
  184. Pathetic…

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:02pm
  185. Guess it comeing to a communist country dicktated by the government for the government and fuck the rights and freedom of the people

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:02pm
  186. It is so nice to know what Jesus would do. To bad this man does not follow his teachings of love and forgiveness.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:04pm
  187. Boy, would I like to be with him in a locked room with a Bible! ! ! !

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:04pm
  188. Oh ready, aim, and Fire Island!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:11pm
  189. hahahah hes about as bad as pat robertson

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:12pm
  190. He said “I think” which makes him full of himself. Delusional is the right word for it. Fully in his own opinion. The bible calls the delusional, inside their own head people such as he false prophets and the “punishment” for that charge isn’t a pretty one! –According to his book of reference.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:12pm
  191. And if he did id tell him to get fucked! Praise odin! True god of humanity!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:18pm
  192. Dr Chaps my ass.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:20pm
  193. This is the pedophile creep from a while ago, isn’t he?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:20pm
  194. I wonder if Jesus would say that about divorced ppl or ppl having kids out of wedlock?!?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:22pm
  195. Lord give me strength were so they find these people

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:24pm
  196. …………. as HE does 50%+ of ‘hetro’ marriages?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:26pm
  197. I’m a Lesbian, and I know Jesus love me! People are so quick to judge, LGBT, when their life is all that perfect. BEING GAY ISN’T A CHOICE IT’S BY BIRTH!!!! GET THE HELL OVER IT BEFORE YA BUST HELL WIDE OPEN TRYING TO MAKE DECISIONS FOR GOD

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:32pm
  198. I’m not sure why any mention of his being a Navy chaplain is made. As with chaplains in all the services, people wind up there because their denomination sends them. So he’s not a reflection on the Navy but of the people who ordained him and whose doctrine he presumably represents. I’d think his views would be abhorrent to most chaplains of any of the services, including the Navy.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:33pm
  199. Divorce is a sin according to the bible, therefore the Chaplin is commanding people to sin, nullifying any divine authority he might have.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:33pm
  200. “I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own Desires.” Susan B. Anthony

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:40pm
  201. smart woman

    Replied on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 12:42am
  202. Nope, E-man of N MAJORLY preached against divorce.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:42pm
  203. Jesus, would tell him to shut the fuck up and go feed and clothe the poor. And to go find a nice boyfriend for heaven’s sake; he’s making everyone miserable with his closet routine.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:44pm
  204. Fuck you!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:45pm
  205. Why is this news. He’s a child throwing a tantrum. Ignore him.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:46pm
  206. Nah, I was enjoying a plate of shrimp with Jesus last night and he was all…”Do what makes you happy. Pass the bacon.”

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:47pm
  207. I’m sure that would be a high priority for Jesus if he were to return. Certainly all the violence and poverty could be put on the back-burner.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:52pm
  208. Sorry, douche. Jesus told me the opposite at coffee this morning.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:53pm
  209. Whatever

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:54pm
  210. I doubt Jesus would say that…..

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:55pm
  211. Eat shit ASSHOLE !

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 7:56pm
  212. All this religious nonsense is absolutely tiring and pathetic. The day humanity stops believing in fairytales will be the day we evolve as a race.
    It’s laughable seriously, blaming some mythical being in the sky for you bigotry and stupidity.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:01pm
  213. Hey easy now. We don''t want to upset the Rastafarians.

    Replied on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:30am
  214. Right…. let’s listen to a German tell us how to become pure people.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:07pm
  215. Wrong!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:09pm
  216. it’s like telling a man to divorce a woman for having a stache and replace her with Megan Fox because she fits the criteria of a woman better. God demands us to love and care for everyone regardless of gender.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:11pm
  217. Divorce didn’t exist it is against all primary religions.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:15pm
  218. Long before Christ said that dear pastor, he would have told you to have shut your mouth…..you don’t talk for him.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:26pm
  219. This man is sooooo creepy it gives me chills

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:27pm
  220. Technically, Christians aren’t supposed to divorce. We also are not allowed to speak for God. Sir, I do believe you are forgetting the thing we are supposed to do, which is love one another, and I believe that entails closing our mouths before speaking hateful words and putting an end to religious bigotry at the source: ourselves.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:30pm
  221. What a douche!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:35pm
  222. Jesus never preached hatred . They seem to forget that

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:36pm
  223. Suuure, I’ll listen to your reasoning, sir…. Doesn’t mean I’ll believe a word you say.

    If I were to meet Jesus OR the holy father, I would show them this video, have them appear beside the idiot, and have a live interview on how absurd his wordings and beliefs are. We all know those guys in heaven believe in peace on earth and no form of war.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:48pm
  224. Welp, Jeebus told me that that guy’s a latent homo.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:53pm
  225. We all know it will not happen. So let’s just move on from this negative crap we keep reading.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:57pm
  226. oh STFU!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 8:59pm
  227. :poop:

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:07pm
  228. Oh, since he supported “straight” divorce? These morons just need to shut up!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:12pm
  229. Stop using tax dollars to pay for religion! End government funded chaplains!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:16pm
  230. Moron go away

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:22pm
  231. I feel bad how many forgot what they learned in church…now a days they each want to speak for god like they are texting buddies…guess they forget god created all his children in his image…treat thy neighbor as family and yourself… Love thy neighbor…oh and the fact that only god has all the answers…when they stand for judgment I can only imagine the laundry list they are gonna get hit with of hypocrisy…

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:22pm
  232. Straight people are treating marriage like a joke. Get married one day,divorce the next.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:30pm
  233. You are another reason why Christian fundamentalists need banning forever.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:31pm
  234. Jesus does not exist. Next.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:32pm
  235. Like pat robertson…..shut the fuck up!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:35pm
  236. What does a closeted, self- hating gay man sound like? This guy.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:35pm
  237. Jesus wouldn’t say anything, because he was a myth.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:36pm
  238. And Jesus told you this? Whispered in your ear? Now I have to run around my house screaming – “I see stupid people”.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:45pm
  239. Klingenschmitt can kiss my ass!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:46pm
  240. Who needs his sick counseling anyway?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:46pm
  241. King James changed the bible, so he could get divorce

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 9:48pm
  242. I am a Chaplain who is gray and I disagree with this man!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:00pm
  243. Who ever appointed him Navy chaplain? Bush? Ridiculous!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:05pm
  244. JESUS DINT SAY ANYTHING AGAINST GAYS.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:05pm
  245. How the holy hell would u know what jesus would do???? I hope someone shoves ur mouth full of horse shit then sow it the hell up….or sow ur asshole shut and keep feedin ya and feedin ya and feedin ya….id throw in a bunch of laxatives as well to top it off! Holy shit mf educate urself before u open that mouth of urs! Ur the devil in sheeps clothing! Stop trying to play god!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:06pm
  246. This A$$hat knows absolutely nothing about Jesus or Christianity or anything else … complete CHARLATAN …

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:13pm
  247. More and more people are being turned off to Christianity because of people like you. What does Jesus think of that?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:31pm
  248. #Shallow

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:37pm
  249. What kind of motherfucking bullshit is this?

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:39pm
  250. What an idiot!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:42pm
  251. Your confusion is amusing

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:43pm
  252. Ty for speaking for…………………….JESUS????????

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:43pm
  253. could it be because so far gay marriages are proving to be stronger and more committed then straight marriage nowadays. most straight couples sadly don’t treat it as a commitment of love and bonding and more like a convenience

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:46pm
  254. Then let Jesus say it and NOT YOU.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 10:53pm
  255. This dude has no idea who Jesus was.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:11pm
  256. Another twat!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:19pm
  257. Haters will preach hate.. What would Jesus do??????????

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:22pm
  258. For Jesus to tell Gay Couples to get a Divorce would surely imply a recognition of the Gay Marriages otherwise a Divorce would be unnecessary . Maybe with this bigot, Abortion should be retrospective ??

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:27pm
  259. Really???

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:40pm
  260. Just is probably shaking his head right about now. What a complete moron.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:40pm
  261. Jesus*

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:40pm
  262. People always make up their own version of things,specially when no one is here to correct these idiots

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:47pm
  263. I find this strange when Jesus never actually discussed homosexuality, neither did he discuss abortion or the need for churches with chaplains.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:49pm
  264. And I command you to go play in traffic blind folded with a knife….sound fair to you? Okay, good, now run along.

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:57pm
  265. wrong… he would be making the wine and having one of his best times before the str8 ppl of power kill him!!!!!

    Posted on Thursday, December 12, 2013 at 11:57pm
  266. God would use this guy as a sacrifice too

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 12:09am
  267. Really!?!?! I better tell the wife!!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 12:19am
  268. fuck jesus. i’m tired of these jackasses calling on gods because some dusty bit of toilet paper tells them to. jesus and god was used for racism and sexism. it’s time for these god harlets to admit it to themselves that they have no brain of their own and they use whatever rag piece is near to justify their hate and chosen ignorance.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 12:25am
  269. This man has obviously never read the bible. Men like this is why I’ve turned from religion so many times…. I’ve been to many churches and guess what? Most people in most churches don’t care that you’re gay. People like this need a reality check. Straight up.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 12:31am
  270. hater

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 12:43am
  271. I hope this asshole gets his.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 12:45am
  272. Why are you quoting a common blasphemer? This is a sinner who takes it upon himself to issue utterances in the name of The Lord. Let us get biblical and stone him.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:03am
  273. Right – it appears he hasn’t read that book of his.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:13am
  274. What, no anulments?

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:30am
  275. JESUS DON’T COMMAND SHIT YAL DO AND IF U DON’T LIKE FUCK OFF

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:35am
  276. IT DOES SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BEING GAY IN THE BIBLE

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:36am
  277. AND SURE IN THE HELL DOESN’T SAY EVERYBODY THAT’S GAY IS GOING TO HELL

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:37am
  278. BECAUSE IF THAT IS WHAT YOUR SAYING THEN YOU FULL OF SHIT

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:37am
  279. SUPPORT GAY RIGHT

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:37am
  280. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:38am
  281. Thank you “Mr. I know what Jesus would do”.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:38am
  282. Reckon its something in the “Holy Water”, that does it to these guys!!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:39am
  283. Why share a religious extremist’s views?

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 1:39am
  284. Then quit judging people yourself and let Jesus do his job…..you might be surprised about what Jesus feels about love!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 2:06am
  285. Abracadabra Booga Booga Klingenshit.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 2:15am
  286. Thank you, Mr. Kling-on-shit.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 2:31am
  287. His 15 minutes are up…

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 2:34am
  288. He is feces.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 2:47am
  289. Go shoot yourself y don’t ya.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 2:54am
  290. He is a asshat. Jesus commanding divorce goes against their doctrine. If married people get such joy and happiness from being married, why would you deprive others that same experience? Sic!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 2:55am
  291. Some people I just want to punch! This guy is one.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:05am
  292. Wow, gay people get marriage AND divorce? He didn’t even want straight people to be able to get a divorce. Jesus is so pro gay!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:06am
  293. And another Bobby bullshitter opens his trap!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:08am
  294. jesus would not…love is his message not bigotry and hate

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:16am
  295. And Jesus would demand that straight couples who wish to divorce to SUCK IT THE FUCK UP.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:17am
  296. I beg to differ!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:20am
  297. Jesus would slap this guy silly!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:23am
  298. i wish he’d disappear. -.-

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:25am
  299. I dunno if I should trust him, That name seems very German.

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:25am
  300. And how Mr. Kilngenschmitt would you know that?? Have you personally spoken to the guy?? Even as an agnostic I still think the guy wasn’t against gays getting married. There wasn’t even a verse that said that two guys are forbidden from getting married ever for fear of “God’s” almighty wrath or some bullshit. There wasn’t a verse saying a thing about two women doing the same thing at all. Where is your proof now shit for brains?

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:35am
  301. And another adulterer of the sacred Gospels. What would have know of what “Jesus would do?” He doesn’t even understand what it is reported that Jesus preached!

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:42am
  302. oh yeah?how would YOU know

    Posted on Friday, December 13, 2013 at 3:47am