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Wooden warns that gay men shove cell phones, baseball bats and animals up their anuses

Also claims that gay men 'die in diapers'
By Brian Tashman
Right Wing Watch
Wednesday, January 25, 2012

North Carolina activist Patrick Wooden has become a favorite of groups like the National Organization for Marriage, the Family Research Council and the American Family Association, and most recently joined Peter LaBarbera of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality at a rally denouncing the Southern Poverty Law Center.

On a recent appearance on LaBarbera’s radio show, Wooden called homosexuality a “wicked, deviant, immoral, self-destructive, anti-human sexual behavior” and should make people “literally gag.” Wooden added that gay men have “to wear a diaper or a butt plug just to be able to contain their bowels” by their “40s or 50s” as a result of “what happens to the male anus.”

Today, Wooden appeared on LaBarbera’s show and stood by his claims, going as far as to say that gay men regularly shove objects such as cellphones, baseball bats and animals up their anuses and that he personally knows a gay person who “literally died in diapers” because he “literally lost control of himself.”

Listen:

“Even the homosexual lobby knows, those who are pro-homosexual, they know that they cannot win the argument describing what it is that these people actually do to each other, the objects, the animals in certain cases, the little gerbils,” Wooden said.

“Thank God I’m a human being! Because if you talk about what it is that these people actually do, they can’t win the argument.”

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  1. Dear god, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so deluded in my life.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:08pm
  2. thanks for the warning but my butthole my business …. lol. or something like that

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:08pm
  3. Are you kidding me! What a liser

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:08pm
  4. maybe he should shove barbed wire on a stick down his throat…

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:09pm
  5. And he has his head up is butt……

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:09pm
  6. I literally laughed out loud reading the title of the article. I’m in awe… that this man believes this lmao

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:09pm
  7. I meant loser

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:10pm
  8. Really?…….Really?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:10pm
  9. Well he’s an idiot!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:10pm
  10. PFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS HE SERIOUS?! AAAH! I’ve never laughed harder before!!!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:10pm
  11. and there are girls who dont do that up front? i dont think so. its a problem for multiple humans. not just gays

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:10pm
  12. None of his damn business. Caring about b.s …

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:10pm
  13. Well that’s ok because this Wooden prick has his head up his ass.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:10pm
  14. Ok maybe in his sick fantasies but I don’t do that shit. That’s gross. What is this fools obsession with gay sex and sticking things up asses? Gay much?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:10pm
  15. This all sounds made up….

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:11pm
  16. What the fuck is this prick’s obsession with gay sex? Next we’ll be hearing that he went down on Rick Santorum.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:11pm
  17. Looks like he’s getting his fantasies mixed up with real life… d:

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  18. I think he was only describing his own sexual fetishes.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  19. What a sick monster

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  20. I’m take all those things and shove them up his shit hole of a mouth. This dude is so damn wack, lame and disrespectful.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  21. OK WTF come on isn’t that pushing it a little (no pun intended!) who made this shit up (again no pun intended) i am working so I have not read the article just the headlne

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  22. This guy is a doctor? He is pretty fucking stupid. Id like to know where he got his education. Dumb fuck egypt.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  23. Idk about you guys but I love shoving squirrels and baseball bats up my ass
    But I mean that’s just me

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  24. oh wow, I’ve never seen my gay friend Troy Garcia do any of this!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  25. Are you FUCKING ME? People really allow idiotic bastards like this to go around spewing such retarded claims? I can’t believe it.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:12pm
  26. Dumb fuck egypt? I meant

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:13pm
  27. WTF???????????

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:13pm
  28. I kinda just want my rights as an American citizen please. Thank you. You also cant just assume everyone having sex.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:13pm
  29. OMG this is so funny, thank you for inadvertently making my day. We can only hope he will discredit himself by spewing such bullshit. Guess I’d better ask my brother where he put that Metallica cd I loaned him last August. :D

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:13pm
  30. I actually laughed! What a retard xD

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:13pm
  31. wait stop stop stop LMAO DID THIS FUCKER SAY GAY MEN SHOVE [ANIMALS] UP THEIR ANUSES!? lmao HOW is it even POSSIBLE to shove an animal up your ass? He’s an anus his damn self lol

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:14pm
  32. Wow. That is just hilarious.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:14pm
  33. Wow. Is he serious?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:14pm
  34. good God where they comin from

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:14pm
  35. Anyone got his phone number?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:14pm
  36. That is the most obscene piece of bullshit I have ever read in my entire life. This guy is sick and needing some serious attention, or he is the biggest asshole around in which case he needs his lights knocked out.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:15pm
  37. God.. What a sad world we live in, if feel sorry for this man, even if he is a ………..

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:15pm
  38. guy has issues

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:15pm
  39. Shame.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:15pm
  40. what a complete asshole and OMFG really

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:16pm
  41. Woow hahaha shove him him up and close his book

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:16pm
  42. Wow….I can’t even….just wow. Now I understand about free speech and all that…but goddamn it kills me that people can tell such lies and get away with it! I mean how do people even believe him? If he isn’t having sex with a man how the hell does he know what two men do together? *sigh* these people piss me off.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:16pm
  43. dumb hicks…..

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:16pm
  44. Got wood ? Hope not.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:16pm
  45. Who the fuck is this guy’s boyfriend?!?!?!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:17pm
  46. who doesnt…

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:17pm
  47. Well it seems like this man has shoved his head up his ass

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:17pm
  48. What a goddamn dumbass.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:18pm
  49. well not everyone but yeah there are those few who do…

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:18pm
  50. I dunno about animals and baseball bats, but this guy CLEARLY has his head up his own ass.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:18pm
  51. Wooden head, wooden brain (with termites in it). A tree would have more sense than this handcarved Wooden moron.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:18pm
  52. Maybe that’s stuff he was doing and he feels guilty.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:18pm
  53. So not true…I’ve had plenty of gay dude friends and never once has one of them shat out a phone, adorable tree rat or ball bat when this dyke has asked for one! Lol!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:20pm
  54. More like his own kinky fantasy, fool that he is they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:20pm
  55. Wow… just wow.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:20pm
  56. His name is ‘Wooden’? No wonder this stuff is on his mind.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:21pm
  57. So why would the male g-spot be located in the anus if it was not meant for sex?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:21pm
  58. My friends feel comfortable enough with me to discuss their sexual habits. I can honestly say that I know more straight guys who get off on inanimate objects being shoved up their ass than my sweet little gay guys do. They prefer actual people doing that with something both they and I agree is better than something made of plastic. D;

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:21pm
  59. So he is basically describing his Saturday Nights…Hey I like a little S&M to mix it up a bit

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:22pm
  60. WTF? I wonder how he knows this stuff

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:22pm
  61. What.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:23pm
  62. Ok people, who leaked the damn manual again??? Seriously, does this guy fantasize about this stuff???

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:23pm
  63. He probably does these things himself.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:23pm
  64. Is he part of the Santorum campaign party?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:23pm
  65. Well where does HE suggest that they put them? ;)

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:23pm
  66. some people no matter what their sexual orientation may do stupid things but more people seem to say stupid things if they happen to be conservative :p

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:24pm
  67. If I ever shoved a cell phone, a baseball bat or an ANIMAL up my anus, I would literally admit myself into a psych ward. No SANE gay man would do that to himself, we got enough cock to go around each asshole.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:24pm
  68. Ummm. Straight people do that too.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:24pm
  69. Beat me to it, Dan!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:25pm
  70. lmao seriously where’d he get the animal part from?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:26pm
  71. Sounds like he needs to get his head out of his ass!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:26pm
  72. My dad used to work for the V.A. and let me tell you, EVERYONE shoves things up their butt, not just gays.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:27pm
  73. Nice to hear someone from a Minority group that has spent their lives fighting for equality! sit and talk shit on another groups right to equality.(false shit at that!) Not to mention he’s a stuttering fool!Listening to anyone,especially a Black person talk shit about the rights and equality of another group is Ludacris!!!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:28pm
  74. Now, this is one ignorant, sick fuck!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:28pm
  75. …Baseball bats.

    Baseball bats?!

    How do you even.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:28pm
  76. what the f*ck….how does he even come up with that…

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:28pm
  77. homophobia at its best. if you have no good argument as to why a group of people should not have the same rights as everyone else then you resort to lying. here is a case in point.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:28pm
  78. “The little gerbils”?! Oh, the humanity! I practically peed myself laughing. Yeah I’ve got Lemmiwinks wandering around my intestines. If only life were an episode of South Park. The sad things is that there are people stupid enough to believe this nonsense.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:29pm
  79. Lies. I prefer midgets in mine. (shut up back there!)….carry on.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:30pm
  80. is that what he likes and do, if he say so he should know

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:30pm
  81. I would like to know how he “knows” this. Does he like to watch? Honestly, no self-respecting gay man would shove any of these things there. Why hurt an animal? Why damage a good cellphone?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:31pm
  82. He knows all these things from experience..

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:32pm
  83. I bet I could take a baseball bat if I trained for it.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:32pm
  84. Bahahahaha! Funniest thing I’ve heard all day. Where do these nut jobs come from? I think we need to create a game show with these people as panelists and reward prizes to whoever says the dumbest things. “Bigoted Morons Say The Darndest Things.”

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:34pm
  85. So, let’s assume every gay man engages in this behavior and that ONLY GAY MEN do this. What business is it of his or anyone else? What does that behavior have to do with equal rights? And on a personal note, what about the equal rights of those who do not have male genitalia?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:34pm
  86. i hate to tell you what i’ve seen straight people do that brings them to the ER….as my mama said– there are good and bad in all people–it doesn’t have anything to do with sexual orientation! (i must admit, though, it is getting tougher to find a good politician!)

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:34pm
  87. Wow, he must have heard what my husband asked me to do last night! Straight people are kinky too!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:35pm
  88. Haha I actually could not stop laughing at this. Being a gay male, yes their are people (men and women alike) who do this type of stuff. However, to hear a man say EVERY gay man does it is to say every stereotype in this world is true.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:36pm
  89. The only thing that has ever gone up my anus is a doctors finger giving a prostate exam. Where do people come up with such “shit” is beyone me.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:36pm
  90. As a (mostly) gay man, I shove everything up my ass. In fact, I’ll sometimes wonder where my valuable possessions and friends go. Guess where I find them!? Get outta there, Mr. Bachmann! It’s time to find a new hotel.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:36pm
  91. As an African-American man I am filled with sorrow to hear another African-American male sound so profoundly stupid and uneducated. Like so many of our elders he is out of touch and uneducated to the facts. It amazes me that he knows so much about what, yes some homosexual males practice. I know of some men who do practice such things but I also know a lot of heterosexual couples that practice some strange sexual behaviors as well. But to go on to say that they have to wear diapers and butt plugs wow! I have worked in the medical field and have been certified in the medical field for years and I have never heard of such madness. So I guess this means that women must wear diapers and butt plugs as well. Many men have anal sex with women and are very well endowed. I wonder how he feels about that? Wow, this is another reason why we must continue to educate and fight against ignorance and stupid asses like Wooden! Unbelievable! I think it something that he really misses. Wonder when his lover left him? JUST SAYING!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:39pm
  92. Oh, I didn’t know I did such things. Amazing how some people knows me better than myself :)

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:41pm
  93. Pure ignorance….why would we even want to read what this jerk says….we should never waste our time listening to a negative toxic person such as this….

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:43pm
  94. Does he know this from a personal experience?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:43pm
  95. Cell phones!?!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:44pm
  96. How can you stick a gerbil up a tight hole ? You’d kill it lol

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:45pm
  97. What an ass!!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:47pm
  98. I’m in disbelief. Sheer stupidity! I can’t believe these words said out of ignorance and hatred are being spewed by a person who should have an idea of what it’s like to be discriminated against over something you have no control over. Wow!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:47pm
  99. I bet he got a boner talking about that. He has to be fighting his own sexuality. He sure has a lot of precise information.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:47pm
  100. Hmmm, I am 48 and I don’t wear diapers or a butt plug. Is something wrong with me?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:48pm
  101. and… cigarettes are good for your lungs, cocaine treats cancer, heroine is a good cough suppressant, arsenic is a good treatment for just about everything, and tape worms make a great weight loss plan! AND… cats are guardians of the underworld, snakes are evil, pigs are from hell.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:48pm
  102. Let’s jam all of the above up his so he can let us know what that feels like! ;)

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:50pm
  103. So that’s where I put my cell phone!!! Seriously???

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:51pm
  104. What a fricken idiot! Its a shame that people really listen to morons like him!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:53pm
  105. what a fucking moron.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:54pm
  106. I have trouble getting a big dick up there! getting a cellphone, bat, or animal up there would be insane!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:56pm
  107. Perhaps Wooden might shove cellphones,baseball bats or animals up his asshole but I’m sure there is a lot of us gay men who only like the physical deals of the samesex only w/out those things. & just for the record why would someone claim a entire group of people are on way when every single gay man is different on his likes &dislikes & not to mention if your not part of my bedroom or my personal life then stay the fucken out & stop worrying on what gays do in their private life KEY WORD PRIVATE LIFE meaning Gov.can stay the fuck out unless the curiosity is killing them because they have unlock skeletons in their closest.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:56pm
  108. i think he does not know or knew any gay men.i have seen male and female alike haveing to wear diapers cause of a certain disease or another.but for the anal retentive homophob to sprout this garbage is enough!!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:56pm
  109. Wtf did I just see?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:57pm
  110. So Wooden was a part of an adult baby diaper scene gone wrong?!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:58pm
  111. is he guessing, or has he been present during these “shovings”?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:58pm
  112. What an absolute disgusting, ignorant, human being

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 5:59pm
  113. Well, I’m always so stunned that american public figures can openly make that kind of comments. My firends, american LGBT and supporters, I’m so sorry for you. At least here in Canada, and more specificalley in Québec, that kind of comments would not be allowed, good for us!!

    Hope it will get better for all of you

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:01pm
  114. This guy sure knows a lot about gay butt sex and male anuses.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:04pm
  115. You can tell when a person lies because they give too much detail, or not enough. He doesn’t know any gay people personally. His personality and outspokenness about being anti-gay wouldn’t allow that to happen.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:09pm
  116. It amazes me that a black man would be so bigoted considering his status as an african american and thus a target for racists himself….fuckin idiot. I love the USA but thank fuck i live in the UK!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:11pm
  117. He is very familiar with this behavior.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:15pm
  118. I agree w a lot of what your saying Larry G.Stewart but my thing is this I don’t have any sorrow towards stupidity if its coming from a black men or a white man or anyone of any back ground because like it or not agree or disagree which some may but God gave man common sense for a reason & if people like this asshole talking his shit as he spreads his hatred in many forms among us LGBT gay men in particular.Well I say my sorrow &compassion for a low in moral person such as him is out the door.how can one speak of moral behavior when they say thing on a particular community or group of individuals that they don’t know saying we’re all the same.&I work in 2Adult Stores, Bouncer in a Gentlemens Cub(Strip Club) & Bartender in a bar so I see all kinds of shit that dosent have nothing to deal w LGBT but a lot of dealings w the st8 community

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:19pm
  119. I’ll have to keep that in mind the next time I misplace my car keys. It really is always the last place you think to look, isn’t it?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:21pm
  120. perhaps i would enjoy ur wood in me. is it bat sized???

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:24pm
  121. Idiot.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:30pm
  122. Wooden sure got his head up his own ass..ignorant troll.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:32pm
  123. Is he speaking from experience? Like what the fuck.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:33pm
  124. That was just ONE time..god..you shove a baseball bat up your butt once and you can never live it down..geez!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:35pm
  125. I’ve been arguing with his “followers” on his FB pg. They are a disgusting bunch of hypocrites. The WORST kind of “Christians” They constantly insult gay people, call them dykes and faggots. AND they have the nerve to say its ALL in Gods name, that they get their “beliefs” from the Bible. If you ask them why they choose to ignore other things in the Bible; incest, rape, slavery etc., they say that I am taking the verses out of context and don’t know what I’m talking about. I asked how they justify doing the things they want to do- wear gold, cut their hair, shave, eat shellfish etc. (ALL things that the Bible says are wrong) and they repeatedly refused to answer.. Also, they often seem to personally know Gay people and Doctors that will back up their lies. You all should take a look at their FB pg. Its unreal.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:37pm
  126. LOL… I guess everyone is trying to jump on the HATE wagon. An easy way to get your low class name out there. I thought we were more progressive than this. Pathetic Wooden brain.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:39pm
  127. I can think of a few things for Wooden to ‘Shove It’ with…

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:40pm
  128. how does you know maybe thats what he does

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:40pm
  129. He knows wayyyyyy too much about putting things up butts. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:42pm
  130. He doesnt have a big dick, he is a big dick.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:43pm
  131. wow

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:44pm
  132. That actually amuses the hell out of me.
    If you wanted to know, just watch porn.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:44pm
  133. and i want to warn everyone about straight people, they have a tendency of blowing shit up, murdering strippers, and straight up destroying countries…

    we even?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:48pm
  134. Ok so if ALL gay men do these things does that mean the stereotype of all Black men are lazy, welfare drawing, drug using, gun toting illiterates who are out for fast women fast cars and a party? I thought not. I have known many gays who are well into their sixties and not one of them needs diapers (unless they like to play baby)or butt plugs to hold their bowels. This guy really needs to shut his mouth. I hope that people know this guy is full of it. I do think he protests to much! I think I saw a youtube video for his cure of homophobia!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:50pm
  135. “literally died in diapers” because he “literally lost control of himself. What does that EVEN mean? What did this person lose control of that would actually kill him? Or this statement: ““Thank God I’m a human being! Because if you talk about what it is that these people actually do, they can’t win the argument.” What does THAT mean? He makes no sense!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:54pm
  136. this really makes me SICK! ITS so UNTRUE! Damn religious FREAKS!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 6:54pm
  137. This made me laugh!!!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:05pm
  138. We do? I didn’t get the memo.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:09pm
  139. huh?? he’s been reading the frikken tabloids, again

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:10pm
  140. His comments are so beyond ignorant its insane. On a side note I did have a porno at one time where the baseball player in it shoved a bat up his ass. All I can say….Amazing.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:10pm
  141. I must confess that I’ve been threatened to have my cellphone shoved up my ass if I didn’t put it away!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:12pm
  142. Don’t some old people wear diapers because they can’t control themselves anymore. Which would also mean they literally die in diapers. By this man’s own understanding all old people are gay men.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:12pm
  143. It’s just so handy to be able to stow such items. Once I couldn’t find a parking space for my car, so I just put it up my own little garage.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:17pm
  144. Does this guy masturbate to his fantasies?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:20pm
  145. Wow, he really wants a baseball bat up the shoot eh? Wifey won’t wear a strap on for him! Well, uhm, what about the Str8 folks that like ass play? What an idiot! Just to get attention cause no one would play with his ugly ass!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:20pm
  146. This makes me so mad…there are just no words.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:21pm
  147. I wonder if he has a woody while he’s thinkin on all this stuff.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:23pm
  148. Is this phuck-wad for real???? It’s actually almost funny..like some demented dark comedy for morons!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:27pm
  149. What’s funny is that the only people I have ever known, who have had “rectal/anal” problems, have been really uptight straight men and pregnant woman!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:30pm
  150. @Grace Dessler…I was wondering the same thing. He can’t even come up with a good reason why he thinks homosexuals are disgusting. It seems like he’s fishing and he’s trying to put sentences together that he thinks sounds good to all his backwards followers. When in reality to everyone else the things he’s saying make him sound like he might’ve showed up high on something.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:31pm
  151. Like they can’t afford a REAL vibrater. Someone hand him a mirror and remind him that not all black men rap either.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:37pm
  152. hate to tell him but most people end up in diapers before they die and its has nothing to do with sex. oh and a butt plug isnt a stopper if there is something in there need to be expelled it will shoot that plug right out, lol in this case i think he needs to be put in a firing line with a bunch of gay guys loaded with butt plugs aimed at his face. maybe that will fill his mouth.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:38pm
  153. @April Reese- OR , maybe hes just crazy!

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:39pm
  154. He seems to know an awful lot about what gay men do in bed…did he take a course? But these people seem to forget that with very little effort a number of odd non procreating heterosexual behaviors can be found….

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:47pm
  155. how bout i shove something up your ass bitch. dont judge

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:50pm
  156. This guy seems 2 b making it his mission 2 talk about Gay men having sex. Why? Like the ol sayin = where there’s smoke, there’s fire. He seems 2 go into detail- I dont know if this is his personal fantasy or he actually saw this occur, either way this mutha fucker is suspect! lol

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:50pm
  157. Here i am proud to have large enuf boobs to hold cash, phone, and other little things. I pat you men on the back for being flexible in that manner

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:51pm
  158. I can’t believe this isn’t an Onion story.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 7:55pm
  159. I think we should monitor this guys trips to the pet store.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 8:08pm
  160. So…..That explains my bad cell phone connections. I thought it was just T-Mobile.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 8:11pm
  161. OMG! WTF!?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 8:41pm
  162. He seems to know a lot about anuses and what he claims gays are doing to each other.What me and my partner do in our bed or house rather is none of his concern.As for your bible it also says its ok to have slaves.
    and this was also found in the Vatican archives.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 8:57pm
  163. @Grace Dressler..sorry for misspelled name. That’s pretty much what I was saying. Anybody who can say these things with a straight face and actually believe them has to be crazy.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 9:01pm
  164. Guys, if you’re here, you care about queer image and the lies people tell. Please consider helping contribute to academic research about MSM by taking the survey this link promotes.
    Enjoy the visuals and Thanks! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqC1CMBIo6c

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 9:22pm
  165. Wow that made me literally gag.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 9:24pm
  166. has this guy ever been on a porn site and seen what women shove up their asses

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 9:27pm
  167. Uhm… I am quite certain that my partner and I do not enjoy anal intercourse at all, sooo… no. This isn’t make-believe hour, sir. Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m outrageously kinky or enjoy anal intercourse.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 9:27pm
  168. he most be talking about his own experience!!!!!…what a fucking ignorant idiot.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 9:58pm
  169. I really do not understand the anti-gay movement’s obsession with what people do and don’t do with their asses.

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 10:10pm
  170. This guys sounds like a total quack.. Who is he?

    Posted on Wednesday, January 25, 2012 at 10:24pm
  171. Wow seriously, some people just shouldnt speak

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:09am
  172. well geez, someone has been watching a little too much South Park. It always amazes me how these people always call themselves something..something..”Truth About Homosexuality”…something. How would they know the “truth” unless they are standing there holding the flashlight and video camera…lol

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:21am
  173. guess it’s a tribal thing wherever he grew up huh maybe like hell !

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:44am
  174. There is something really wrong with this man!

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 1:19am
  175. It is possible that Wooden does not understand the difference between an “urban legend” and “truth”. Either that, or he is intentionally and maliciously spreading the false story for the purpose of maligning a hated minority.

    Urban legends are generally not true. One of the classic hallmarks of false urban legends is a lack of specific information regarding the incident, such as names, dates, locations, or similar information (per wikipedia).

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 4:21am
  176. LOL okay, I totally lost it at “little gerbils.”

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:01am
  177. Mr. Wooden had a gay experiment gone wrong. xD
    I don’t really think there is a reason to get upset over this… simply because of how ignorant he is…. the whole thing is kind of silly.

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:02am
  178. For someone who hates gay people, he sure likes to talk about ass.

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:18am
  179. “literally” lmfao

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:18am
  180. He was in the room at the time (I KNOW this had to have been posted already!).

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:41am
  181. apperantly if u know one queer person you know us all…..

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:45am
  182. Wow…

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 9:26am
  183. Idiot..gay men don’t do that. Straight men do because they need excuses not to shove real d****!

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 10:09am
  184. LGBTQ Nation

    Have a homophobe for your members to see if they can educate him…

    This group:
    http://www.facebook.com/groups/DebunkingAtheists/

    His account:
    http://www.facebook.com/DebunkingAtheists

    His blog:
    http://bit.ly/Oktobegay

    Dan Marvin Gay is wrong in many ways. Not “just” Biblical.
    5 minutes ago · Like

    John Christmann Because they’re different than you
    5 minutes ago · Like

    Allen J Cavin And why is that….
    5 minutes ago · Like

    Allen J Cavin Unfortunately I must depart… it is getting lunch time… I have not fed the dogs yet… etc etc etc…
    4 minutes ago · Like

    Dan Marvin Diseases, destruction of family values, against nature…etc.
    3 minutes ago · Like

    Dan Marvin http://folsomstreetfair.org/images/fsf_posters/FSF2007_poster_print_ns_800px.jpg
    3 minutes ago · Like

    Allen J Cavin BULL SHITE!
    3 minutes ago · Like

    Dan Marvin http://folsomstreetfair.org/images/fsf_posters/FSF2009_poster_print_800px.jpg
    3 minutes ago · Like

    Dan Marvin This is near my town.
    3 minutes ago · Like

    John Christmann Naturalistic fallacy, failure to understand “family values” are socially constructed, diseases are present in heterosexuals also
    3 minutes ago · Like

    Dan Marvin Family values? Pshaw
    3 minutes ago · Like

    John Christmann Fail on all 3 accounts. Name 1 disease only homosexuals can get.
    2 minutes ago · Like

    Allen J Cavin so? then move Dan…
    2 minutes ago · Like

    John Christmann Dan, smallpox is natural therefore it must be right
    2 minutes ago · Like

    Dan Marvin There is plenty of negative data out there. http://www.frc.org/get.cfm?i=IS04C02#edn30
    about a minute ago · Like

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 10:32am
  185. Someone should shove a brain into his head

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:21pm
  186. That is outragous!

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 12:55pm
  187. Its funny how this same man will go to the ends of the earth to defend his own ethnic rights when the time calls for it and he knows what it feels like to be discriminated against based on who you are, yet at the same time he will slander a particular community struggling for equal rights. I wonder at what his aim at saying that was? To spread animosity and hate? Perhaps Wooden should be reminded of the lies and slander caucasion people have said about the black community in the past when society was cruel to them once and reconsider curbing his tongue at ostracising others. Gossip and name calling should be left in the playground, this man should seriously act his age.

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 1:13pm
  188. this made me actually twitch with anger while reading it, and i’ve built up a defense of normal homophobia

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 1:24pm
  189. it seems like the Chocolate Mr Thing has load of experience in gay sex

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 3:03pm
  190. oh I’m sure gay men have done it but pretty sure it wasnt just because they were gay, straight men have done it…I use to work in an ER…

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:55pm
  191. but he is still flippin retarded lmao

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 8:55pm
  192. This has to be, without question, the single most asinine comment I’ve ever heard any bigot make about the LGBT community!

    This unbelievably STUPID jackass, Wooden, isn’t even worth the skin he’s inhabiting.

    I’ve heard MANY MANY MANY inexcusably dumb comments in my life…….but these………WOW! Just Wow!

    He needs mental help.

    Posted on Thursday, January 26, 2012 at 9:45pm
  193. This guy is sick, sick sick! For someone who is supposedly straight he sure thinks he knows a lot about homosexual behaviour. The only part of this guy that could ever get wooden is his brain.

    Posted on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 2:58am
  194. Thank Goddess I’m a Ravishing Beast

    What, I’m no longer human? What animal am I, then? And if that’s the case, what are you so upset about? Frankly this argument smells like piss and vinegar, nine days old. So, answer this, If your god made me an animal, then what are you really trying to prove, your superiority? That your god makes errors in design and execution? How about a menagerie, of gay men and women wrestling nude until someone gets bloody, or dead. That’s what they once did with animals to get rich.

    How about this, Christ would eat with us. You would starve us, shame us, poison us, and kill us. The first of us to get to Helheim’s Gate gives the other a tour.

    Posted on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 8:05am
  195. Poor Patrick Wooden,he so busy playing uncle tom to da white GOP massa he gone lost his head.

    Posted on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 1:09pm
  196. Cray stupid idiots….Bet he believes in Little Green Men. Lizard People, Forest Pixies, Genomes, Gold at the End of a Rainbow…..what an @ss….(ha, no pun intended).

    Posted on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 1:28pm
  197. Yeh me too Graham, but I also love to shove ratchet wrenches, hot dogs, wing nuts and a few armadillos up there too, and if I had room a squirrel or two. Man that would give wooden head all kinds of shit to talk about on a radio show.

    Posted on Friday, January 27, 2012 at 3:19pm