North Carolina activist Patrick Wooden has become a favorite of groups like the National Organization for Marriage, the Family Research Council and the American Family Association, and most recently joined Peter LaBarbera of Americans For Truth About Homosexuality at a rally denouncing the Southern Poverty Law Center.
On a recent appearance on LaBarbera’s radio show, Wooden called homosexuality a “wicked, deviant, immoral, self-destructive, anti-human sexual behavior” and should make people “literally gag.” Wooden added that gay men have “to wear a diaper or a butt plug just to be able to contain their bowels” by their “40s or 50s” as a result of “what happens to the male anus.”
Today, Wooden appeared on LaBarbera’s show and stood by his claims, going as far as to say that gay men regularly shove objects such as cellphones, baseball bats and animals up their anuses and that he personally knows a gay person who “literally died in diapers” because he “literally lost control of himself.”
Listen:
“Even the homosexual lobby knows, those who are pro-homosexual, they know that they cannot win the argument describing what it is that these people actually do to each other, the objects, the animals in certain cases, the little gerbils,” Wooden said.
“Thank God I’m a human being! Because if you talk about what it is that these people actually do, they can’t win the argument.”
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Dear god, I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone so deluded in my life.
thanks for the warning but my butthole my business …. lol. or something like that
Are you kidding me! What a liser
maybe he should shove barbed wire on a stick down his throat…
And he has his head up is butt……
I literally laughed out loud reading the title of the article. I’m in awe… that this man believes this lmao
I meant loser
Really?…….Really?
Well he’s an idiot!
PFFFFFFFT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS HE SERIOUS?! AAAH! I’ve never laughed harder before!!!
and there are girls who dont do that up front? i dont think so. its a problem for multiple humans. not just gays
None of his damn business. Caring about b.s …
Well that’s ok because this Wooden prick has his head up his ass.
Ok maybe in his sick fantasies but I don’t do that shit. That’s gross. What is this fools obsession with gay sex and sticking things up asses? Gay much?
This all sounds made up….
What the fuck is this prick’s obsession with gay sex? Next we’ll be hearing that he went down on Rick Santorum.
Looks like he’s getting his fantasies mixed up with real life… d:
I think he was only describing his own sexual fetishes.
What a sick monster
I’m take all those things and shove them up his shit hole of a mouth. This dude is so damn wack, lame and disrespectful.
OK WTF come on isn’t that pushing it a little (no pun intended!) who made this shit up (again no pun intended) i am working so I have not read the article just the headlne
This guy is a doctor? He is pretty fucking stupid. Id like to know where he got his education. Dumb fuck egypt.
Idk about you guys but I love shoving squirrels and baseball bats up my ass
But I mean that’s just me
oh wow, I’ve never seen my gay friend Troy Garcia do any of this!
Are you FUCKING ME? People really allow idiotic bastards like this to go around spewing such retarded claims? I can’t believe it.
Dumb fuck egypt? I meant
WTF???????????
I kinda just want my rights as an American citizen please. Thank you. You also cant just assume everyone having sex.
OMG this is so funny, thank you for inadvertently making my day. We can only hope he will discredit himself by spewing such bullshit. Guess I’d better ask my brother where he put that Metallica cd I loaned him last August. :D
I actually laughed! What a retard xD
wait stop stop stop LMAO DID THIS FUCKER SAY GAY MEN SHOVE [ANIMALS] UP THEIR ANUSES!? lmao HOW is it even POSSIBLE to shove an animal up your ass? He’s an anus his damn self lol
Wow. That is just hilarious.
Wow. Is he serious?
good God where they comin from
Anyone got his phone number?
That is the most obscene piece of bullshit I have ever read in my entire life. This guy is sick and needing some serious attention, or he is the biggest asshole around in which case he needs his lights knocked out.
God.. What a sad world we live in, if feel sorry for this man, even if he is a ………..
guy has issues
Shame.
what a complete asshole and OMFG really
Woow hahaha shove him him up and close his book
Wow….I can’t even….just wow. Now I understand about free speech and all that…but goddamn it kills me that people can tell such lies and get away with it! I mean how do people even believe him? If he isn’t having sex with a man how the hell does he know what two men do together? *sigh* these people piss me off.
dumb hicks…..
Got wood ? Hope not.
Who the fuck is this guy’s boyfriend?!?!?!
who doesnt…
Well it seems like this man has shoved his head up his ass
What a goddamn dumbass.
well not everyone but yeah there are those few who do…
I dunno about animals and baseball bats, but this guy CLEARLY has his head up his own ass.
Wooden head, wooden brain (with termites in it). A tree would have more sense than this handcarved Wooden moron.
Maybe that’s stuff he was doing and he feels guilty.
So not true…I’ve had plenty of gay dude friends and never once has one of them shat out a phone, adorable tree rat or ball bat when this dyke has asked for one! Lol!
More like his own kinky fantasy, fool that he is they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel
Wow… just wow.
His name is ‘Wooden’? No wonder this stuff is on his mind.
So why would the male g-spot be located in the anus if it was not meant for sex?
My friends feel comfortable enough with me to discuss their sexual habits. I can honestly say that I know more straight guys who get off on inanimate objects being shoved up their ass than my sweet little gay guys do. They prefer actual people doing that with something both they and I agree is better than something made of plastic. D;
So he is basically describing his Saturday Nights…Hey I like a little S&M to mix it up a bit
WTF? I wonder how he knows this stuff
What.
Ok people, who leaked the damn manual again??? Seriously, does this guy fantasize about this stuff???
He probably does these things himself.
Is he part of the Santorum campaign party?
Well where does HE suggest that they put them? ;)
some people no matter what their sexual orientation may do stupid things but more people seem to say stupid things if they happen to be conservative :p
If I ever shoved a cell phone, a baseball bat or an ANIMAL up my anus, I would literally admit myself into a psych ward. No SANE gay man would do that to himself, we got enough cock to go around each asshole.
Ummm. Straight people do that too.
Beat me to it, Dan!
lmao seriously where’d he get the animal part from?
Sounds like he needs to get his head out of his ass!
My dad used to work for the V.A. and let me tell you, EVERYONE shoves things up their butt, not just gays.
Nice to hear someone from a Minority group that has spent their lives fighting for equality! sit and talk shit on another groups right to equality.(false shit at that!) Not to mention he’s a stuttering fool!Listening to anyone,especially a Black person talk shit about the rights and equality of another group is Ludacris!!!
Now, this is one ignorant, sick fuck!
…Baseball bats.
Baseball bats?!
How do you even.
what the f*ck….how does he even come up with that…
homophobia at its best. if you have no good argument as to why a group of people should not have the same rights as everyone else then you resort to lying. here is a case in point.
“The little gerbils”?! Oh, the humanity! I practically peed myself laughing. Yeah I’ve got Lemmiwinks wandering around my intestines. If only life were an episode of South Park. The sad things is that there are people stupid enough to believe this nonsense.
Lies. I prefer midgets in mine. (shut up back there!)….carry on.
is that what he likes and do, if he say so he should know
I would like to know how he “knows” this. Does he like to watch? Honestly, no self-respecting gay man would shove any of these things there. Why hurt an animal? Why damage a good cellphone?
He knows all these things from experience..
I bet I could take a baseball bat if I trained for it.
Bahahahaha! Funniest thing I’ve heard all day. Where do these nut jobs come from? I think we need to create a game show with these people as panelists and reward prizes to whoever says the dumbest things. “Bigoted Morons Say The Darndest Things.”
So, let’s assume every gay man engages in this behavior and that ONLY GAY MEN do this. What business is it of his or anyone else? What does that behavior have to do with equal rights? And on a personal note, what about the equal rights of those who do not have male genitalia?
i hate to tell you what i’ve seen straight people do that brings them to the ER….as my mama said– there are good and bad in all people–it doesn’t have anything to do with sexual orientation! (i must admit, though, it is getting tougher to find a good politician!)
Wow, he must have heard what my husband asked me to do last night! Straight people are kinky too!
Haha I actually could not stop laughing at this. Being a gay male, yes their are people (men and women alike) who do this type of stuff. However, to hear a man say EVERY gay man does it is to say every stereotype in this world is true.
The only thing that has ever gone up my anus is a doctors finger giving a prostate exam. Where do people come up with such “shit” is beyone me.
As a (mostly) gay man, I shove everything up my ass. In fact, I’ll sometimes wonder where my valuable possessions and friends go. Guess where I find them!? Get outta there, Mr. Bachmann! It’s time to find a new hotel.
As an African-American man I am filled with sorrow to hear another African-American male sound so profoundly stupid and uneducated. Like so many of our elders he is out of touch and uneducated to the facts. It amazes me that he knows so much about what, yes some homosexual males practice. I know of some men who do practice such things but I also know a lot of heterosexual couples that practice some strange sexual behaviors as well. But to go on to say that they have to wear diapers and butt plugs wow! I have worked in the medical field and have been certified in the medical field for years and I have never heard of such madness. So I guess this means that women must wear diapers and butt plugs as well. Many men have anal sex with women and are very well endowed. I wonder how he feels about that? Wow, this is another reason why we must continue to educate and fight against ignorance and stupid asses like Wooden! Unbelievable! I think it something that he really misses. Wonder when his lover left him? JUST SAYING!
Oh, I didn’t know I did such things. Amazing how some people knows me better than myself :)
Pure ignorance….why would we even want to read what this jerk says….we should never waste our time listening to a negative toxic person such as this….
Does he know this from a personal experience?
Cell phones!?!
How can you stick a gerbil up a tight hole ? You’d kill it lol
What an ass!!
I’m in disbelief. Sheer stupidity! I can’t believe these words said out of ignorance and hatred are being spewed by a person who should have an idea of what it’s like to be discriminated against over something you have no control over. Wow!
I bet he got a boner talking about that. He has to be fighting his own sexuality. He sure has a lot of precise information.
Hmmm, I am 48 and I don’t wear diapers or a butt plug. Is something wrong with me?
and… cigarettes are good for your lungs, cocaine treats cancer, heroine is a good cough suppressant, arsenic is a good treatment for just about everything, and tape worms make a great weight loss plan! AND… cats are guardians of the underworld, snakes are evil, pigs are from hell.
Let’s jam all of the above up his so he can let us know what that feels like! ;)
So that’s where I put my cell phone!!! Seriously???
What a fricken idiot! Its a shame that people really listen to morons like him!
what a fucking moron.
I have trouble getting a big dick up there! getting a cellphone, bat, or animal up there would be insane!
Perhaps Wooden might shove cellphones,baseball bats or animals up his asshole but I’m sure there is a lot of us gay men who only like the physical deals of the samesex only w/out those things. & just for the record why would someone claim a entire group of people are on way when every single gay man is different on his likes &dislikes & not to mention if your not part of my bedroom or my personal life then stay the fucken out & stop worrying on what gays do in their private life KEY WORD PRIVATE LIFE meaning Gov.can stay the fuck out unless the curiosity is killing them because they have unlock skeletons in their closest.
i think he does not know or knew any gay men.i have seen male and female alike haveing to wear diapers cause of a certain disease or another.but for the anal retentive homophob to sprout this garbage is enough!!
Wtf did I just see?
So Wooden was a part of an adult baby diaper scene gone wrong?!
is he guessing, or has he been present during these “shovings”?
What an absolute disgusting, ignorant, human being
Well, I’m always so stunned that american public figures can openly make that kind of comments. My firends, american LGBT and supporters, I’m so sorry for you. At least here in Canada, and more specificalley in Québec, that kind of comments would not be allowed, good for us!!
Hope it will get better for all of you
This guy sure knows a lot about gay butt sex and male anuses.
You can tell when a person lies because they give too much detail, or not enough. He doesn’t know any gay people personally. His personality and outspokenness about being anti-gay wouldn’t allow that to happen.
It amazes me that a black man would be so bigoted considering his status as an african american and thus a target for racists himself….fuckin idiot. I love the USA but thank fuck i live in the UK!
He is very familiar with this behavior.
I agree w a lot of what your saying Larry G.Stewart but my thing is this I don’t have any sorrow towards stupidity if its coming from a black men or a white man or anyone of any back ground because like it or not agree or disagree which some may but God gave man common sense for a reason & if people like this asshole talking his shit as he spreads his hatred in many forms among us LGBT gay men in particular.Well I say my sorrow &compassion for a low in moral person such as him is out the door.how can one speak of moral behavior when they say thing on a particular community or group of individuals that they don’t know saying we’re all the same.&I work in 2Adult Stores, Bouncer in a Gentlemens Cub(Strip Club) & Bartender in a bar so I see all kinds of shit that dosent have nothing to deal w LGBT but a lot of dealings w the st8 community
I’ll have to keep that in mind the next time I misplace my car keys. It really is always the last place you think to look, isn’t it?
perhaps i would enjoy ur wood in me. is it bat sized???
Idiot.
Wooden sure got his head up his own ass..ignorant troll.
Is he speaking from experience? Like what the fuck.
That was just ONE time..god..you shove a baseball bat up your butt once and you can never live it down..geez!
I’ve been arguing with his “followers” on his FB pg. They are a disgusting bunch of hypocrites. The WORST kind of “Christians” They constantly insult gay people, call them dykes and faggots. AND they have the nerve to say its ALL in Gods name, that they get their “beliefs” from the Bible. If you ask them why they choose to ignore other things in the Bible; incest, rape, slavery etc., they say that I am taking the verses out of context and don’t know what I’m talking about. I asked how they justify doing the things they want to do- wear gold, cut their hair, shave, eat shellfish etc. (ALL things that the Bible says are wrong) and they repeatedly refused to answer.. Also, they often seem to personally know Gay people and Doctors that will back up their lies. You all should take a look at their FB pg. Its unreal.
LOL… I guess everyone is trying to jump on the HATE wagon. An easy way to get your low class name out there. I thought we were more progressive than this. Pathetic Wooden brain.
I can think of a few things for Wooden to ‘Shove It’ with…
how does you know maybe thats what he does
He knows wayyyyyy too much about putting things up butts. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
He doesnt have a big dick, he is a big dick.
wow
That actually amuses the hell out of me.
If you wanted to know, just watch porn.
and i want to warn everyone about straight people, they have a tendency of blowing shit up, murdering strippers, and straight up destroying countries…
we even?
Ok so if ALL gay men do these things does that mean the stereotype of all Black men are lazy, welfare drawing, drug using, gun toting illiterates who are out for fast women fast cars and a party? I thought not. I have known many gays who are well into their sixties and not one of them needs diapers (unless they like to play baby)or butt plugs to hold their bowels. This guy really needs to shut his mouth. I hope that people know this guy is full of it. I do think he protests to much! I think I saw a youtube video for his cure of homophobia!
“literally died in diapers” because he “literally lost control of himself. What does that EVEN mean? What did this person lose control of that would actually kill him? Or this statement: ““Thank God I’m a human being! Because if you talk about what it is that these people actually do, they can’t win the argument.” What does THAT mean? He makes no sense!
this really makes me SICK! ITS so UNTRUE! Damn religious FREAKS!
This made me laugh!!!
We do? I didn’t get the memo.
huh?? he’s been reading the frikken tabloids, again
His comments are so beyond ignorant its insane. On a side note I did have a porno at one time where the baseball player in it shoved a bat up his ass. All I can say….Amazing.
I must confess that I’ve been threatened to have my cellphone shoved up my ass if I didn’t put it away!
Don’t some old people wear diapers because they can’t control themselves anymore. Which would also mean they literally die in diapers. By this man’s own understanding all old people are gay men.
It’s just so handy to be able to stow such items. Once I couldn’t find a parking space for my car, so I just put it up my own little garage.
Does this guy masturbate to his fantasies?
Wow, he really wants a baseball bat up the shoot eh? Wifey won’t wear a strap on for him! Well, uhm, what about the Str8 folks that like ass play? What an idiot! Just to get attention cause no one would play with his ugly ass!
This makes me so mad…there are just no words.
I wonder if he has a woody while he’s thinkin on all this stuff.
Is this phuck-wad for real???? It’s actually almost funny..like some demented dark comedy for morons!
What’s funny is that the only people I have ever known, who have had “rectal/anal” problems, have been really uptight straight men and pregnant woman!
@Grace Dessler…I was wondering the same thing. He can’t even come up with a good reason why he thinks homosexuals are disgusting. It seems like he’s fishing and he’s trying to put sentences together that he thinks sounds good to all his backwards followers. When in reality to everyone else the things he’s saying make him sound like he might’ve showed up high on something.
Like they can’t afford a REAL vibrater. Someone hand him a mirror and remind him that not all black men rap either.
hate to tell him but most people end up in diapers before they die and its has nothing to do with sex. oh and a butt plug isnt a stopper if there is something in there need to be expelled it will shoot that plug right out, lol in this case i think he needs to be put in a firing line with a bunch of gay guys loaded with butt plugs aimed at his face. maybe that will fill his mouth.
@April Reese- OR , maybe hes just crazy!
He seems to know an awful lot about what gay men do in bed…did he take a course? But these people seem to forget that with very little effort a number of odd non procreating heterosexual behaviors can be found….
how bout i shove something up your ass bitch. dont judge
This guy seems 2 b making it his mission 2 talk about Gay men having sex. Why? Like the ol sayin = where there’s smoke, there’s fire. He seems 2 go into detail- I dont know if this is his personal fantasy or he actually saw this occur, either way this mutha fucker is suspect! lol
Here i am proud to have large enuf boobs to hold cash, phone, and other little things. I pat you men on the back for being flexible in that manner
I can’t believe this isn’t an Onion story.
I think we should monitor this guys trips to the pet store.
So…..That explains my bad cell phone connections. I thought it was just T-Mobile.
OMG! WTF!?
He seems to know a lot about anuses and what he claims gays are doing to each other.What me and my partner do in our bed or house rather is none of his concern.As for your bible it also says its ok to have slaves.
and this was also found in the Vatican archives.
@Grace Dressler..sorry for misspelled name. That’s pretty much what I was saying. Anybody who can say these things with a straight face and actually believe them has to be crazy.
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Wow that made me literally gag.
has this guy ever been on a porn site and seen what women shove up their asses
Uhm… I am quite certain that my partner and I do not enjoy anal intercourse at all, sooo… no. This isn’t make-believe hour, sir. Just because I’m gay doesn’t mean I’m outrageously kinky or enjoy anal intercourse.
he most be talking about his own experience!!!!!…what a fucking ignorant idiot.
I really do not understand the anti-gay movement’s obsession with what people do and don’t do with their asses.
This guys sounds like a total quack.. Who is he?
Wow seriously, some people just shouldnt speak
well geez, someone has been watching a little too much South Park. It always amazes me how these people always call themselves something..something..”Truth About Homosexuality”…something. How would they know the “truth” unless they are standing there holding the flashlight and video camera…lol
guess it’s a tribal thing wherever he grew up huh maybe like hell !
There is something really wrong with this man!
It is possible that Wooden does not understand the difference between an “urban legend” and “truth”. Either that, or he is intentionally and maliciously spreading the false story for the purpose of maligning a hated minority.
Urban legends are generally not true. One of the classic hallmarks of false urban legends is a lack of specific information regarding the incident, such as names, dates, locations, or similar information (per wikipedia).
LOL okay, I totally lost it at “little gerbils.”
Mr. Wooden had a gay experiment gone wrong. xD
I don’t really think there is a reason to get upset over this… simply because of how ignorant he is…. the whole thing is kind of silly.
For someone who hates gay people, he sure likes to talk about ass.
“literally” lmfao
He was in the room at the time (I KNOW this had to have been posted already!).
apperantly if u know one queer person you know us all…..
Wow…
Idiot..gay men don’t do that. Straight men do because they need excuses not to shove real d****!
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Someone should shove a brain into his head
That is outragous!
Its funny how this same man will go to the ends of the earth to defend his own ethnic rights when the time calls for it and he knows what it feels like to be discriminated against based on who you are, yet at the same time he will slander a particular community struggling for equal rights. I wonder at what his aim at saying that was? To spread animosity and hate? Perhaps Wooden should be reminded of the lies and slander caucasion people have said about the black community in the past when society was cruel to them once and reconsider curbing his tongue at ostracising others. Gossip and name calling should be left in the playground, this man should seriously act his age.
this made me actually twitch with anger while reading it, and i’ve built up a defense of normal homophobia
it seems like the Chocolate Mr Thing has load of experience in gay sex
oh I’m sure gay men have done it but pretty sure it wasnt just because they were gay, straight men have done it…I use to work in an ER…
but he is still flippin retarded lmao
This has to be, without question, the single most asinine comment I’ve ever heard any bigot make about the LGBT community!
This unbelievably STUPID jackass, Wooden, isn’t even worth the skin he’s inhabiting.
I’ve heard MANY MANY MANY inexcusably dumb comments in my life…….but these………WOW! Just Wow!
He needs mental help.
This guy is sick, sick sick! For someone who is supposedly straight he sure thinks he knows a lot about homosexual behaviour. The only part of this guy that could ever get wooden is his brain.
Thank Goddess I’m a Ravishing Beast
What, I’m no longer human? What animal am I, then? And if that’s the case, what are you so upset about? Frankly this argument smells like piss and vinegar, nine days old. So, answer this, If your god made me an animal, then what are you really trying to prove, your superiority? That your god makes errors in design and execution? How about a menagerie, of gay men and women wrestling nude until someone gets bloody, or dead. That’s what they once did with animals to get rich.
How about this, Christ would eat with us. You would starve us, shame us, poison us, and kill us. The first of us to get to Helheim’s Gate gives the other a tour.
Poor Patrick Wooden,he so busy playing uncle tom to da white GOP massa he gone lost his head.
Cray stupid idiots….Bet he believes in Little Green Men. Lizard People, Forest Pixies, Genomes, Gold at the End of a Rainbow…..what an @ss….(ha, no pun intended).
Yeh me too Graham, but I also love to shove ratchet wrenches, hot dogs, wing nuts and a few armadillos up there too, and if I had room a squirrel or two. Man that would give wooden head all kinds of shit to talk about on a radio show.