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Anti-gay pastor, NOM ally goes off the deep end again about ‘gay sex’

Wooden proves there are nasty people in the pulpit
Monday, January 30, 2012

Raleigh N.C. “diaper pastor” Patrick Wooden is not only refusing to take back his comments that gay men have so much anal sex that they require surgery and diapers, and that they use gerbils, baseball bats, and cell phones as sexual instruments, but he seems to be reveling in his notoriety at the expense of looking like a damn fool.

Patrick Wooden

In a recent interview with Michelangelo Signorile, he gave an expository about glory holes, fisting, and other things he termed as gay sex. I’m not making any accusations. You draw the conclusions yourself.

In talking about the interview, Signorile was quick to point out that Wooden contradicted himself several times:

Speaking with me on my radio program on Sirius XM OutQ, Wooden, who’s been described by some LGBT critics as having an “obsession” with anal sex, went into great detail about gay sexual activity, discussing “glory holes” and “fisting all way up to the armpit.”

Contradicting himself, he actually defended oral sex and anal sex for heterosexuals — even though he’d previously said, in speaking about gays, that God “made the human sperm, the God of the Bible designed it, and it was not designed to be emptied into an area that is filled with feces.”

The exchange in question is as follows:

Do you believe men and women should have oral sex?

Of course. I believe the Bible says that marriage is honorable in all and the bed is undefiled.

So oral sex is okay? If a woman performs oral sex on a man?

Any sexual activity as long as the two persons as far as I’m concerned are in agreement, are married and they are born of the oppose sex.

But sir, you said said sperm is not meant to go in the anus. It’s not meant to go in the mouth — You said sperm, when it goes in the anus, it’s wasted, that is God’s seed wasted. When a woman is drinking your sperm, isn’t she wasting it?

No, the difference is, they are of the opposite sex.

According to the Bible you’re only supposed to be having missionary sex with your wife…Oral sex is considered sodomy.

This pastor is telling you without apology that the Bible allows a husband and a wife to enjoy each other –

Including anal sex? including anal sex?

I guess so, if that’s something that they agree to.

But you said that that place is the place for feces.

Well, do you disagree with that?

I don’t understand why you’re saying that’s okay for heterosexuals but not for homosexuals.

Yes, you do. I don’t believe two homosexuals should kiss on the mouth.

But you said that anal sex will lead to death. So why can heterosexuals do it?

No, no. If everyone practiced anal sex it would lead to that. Have you ever heard of any man getting pregnant through anal sex.I believe sexual activity is for persons of the opposite sex.

So even if they’re putting objects in, that’s fine?

Most men — I guess my way of thinking is that the object my wife wants in her is me. I can’t expound on the sexual proclivities of everyone. But what I am saying and i want to be perfectly clear, and I don’t apologize for it, it doesn’t make me a bigot. I don’t have an unreasonable fear of homosexuals — I believe marriage is between a man and woman.

Believe it or not, that’s probably the tamest part of the interview. If you can stand it, go here to read more of the transcript or hear the audio.

It’s almost funny until you remember that the National Organization is using Wooden to garner support for the anti-marriage equality it is trying to pass in May.

If he says these things to Signorile, I can just imagine what he is saying in the pulpit.

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65 more reader comments:

  1. this guy needs a lesson in tolerance and compassion for others!!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:05pm
  2. personal sexperience speaks volumes…..LMAO!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:05pm
  3. he seems to be an expert on the subject lol

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:06pm
  4. Thats what people with no life resort to. He wants his 15 minutes of fame. Give it to him then kick his arse to the curb…

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:07pm
  5. Sharing btw! Thanks!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:07pm
  6. he seems to know a lot of methods… makes you think why he knows them…. and a baseball bat? ouch!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:07pm
  7. Put a giant butt plug in his mouth and seal it shut with bucketfuls of santorum.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:08pm
  8. WHAT A FUCKING MORON, just another baseless argument against gay people.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:08pm
  9. He needs to take two large bottles of STFU & then get his mouth sewn shut.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:08pm
  10. The jerk is a publicity hound like S Palin or M Bachmann.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:11pm
  11. What a fool!!! He needs to back off!!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:12pm
  12. I have bigots, he has a hell of a nerve, he probably quotes dr martin luther king all the time too, what a jerk

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:13pm
  13. *sighs* Makes me ashamed to live in NC sometimes…

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:13pm
  14. I’m not sure which is the worse idiot. Pastor Put Anything In My Ass or Senator Don’t Say Gay.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:16pm
  15. Usually the ones that scream the loudest have the most to hide… Why feel this guy will caught with one his choir boys….

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:17pm
  16. Some people like it in the butt from other people. Some other people like to pretend that they’re the high-and-mighty hand of a pretend, confused man in the sky while secretly wishing they could have it in the butt. How can we tell the difference? The former are happy and proudly display their colors publicly; the latter speak angrily in public forums and make asses of themselves to cover up their guilt and denial.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:18pm
  17. My question is when are we going to stop giving these idiots a stage? As long as someone’s listening and reporting on them they are never going to stop!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:21pm
  18. Great video!! Thanks for all the effort and time spent to let young people know that it does get better!!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:21pm
  19. This guy is obviously an ignorant fool who has decided to shove his nose into the business of other people who have as much right to a married life as he does. Whether they are gay, straight, lesbian, or any other variety we are all entitled to living the life we choose with whom we choose to live it. The young people in this country don’t need a man like this filling thier minds with lies that being gay is such a sin, there are many sins outlined in the Bible that have deemed acceptable to our society today simply because they were societal customs of the time. Times have changed and this is an issue our country will soon be seeing major change in.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:21pm
  20. yet another zealot who needs to wake up and smell the coffee

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:22pm
  21. Wow well then let just get my bucket of gerbils we’ll sit down have a lovely chat telling me exactly what I do with my bfsince you seem to know it all. Asshole.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:25pm
  22. In my book Pastor = Deep End Diver.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:26pm
  23. He contradicts himself and looks like a fool and people still listen to him lol

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:26pm
  24. i wonder if there is a planter in the church that could report on what he says? it would be interesting.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:31pm
  25. He’s an absolute bigot and crazy as hell….why is he ministering to our communities. He goes against everything GOD teaches man which is love, respect, kindness, and above all else love for your neighbor no matter who or what they are or practice!!!!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:32pm
  26. Per capita, women have much more anal sex. Just sayin…

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:33pm
  27. I wonder that after Gay Marriage is passed, will we ignorantly forbid other groups from having sex with each other even though we used to fight for basic rights? It seems like once people get rights in this country, they forget that other people want those rights too.

    “Embrace atheism. We don’t beat people over the head with contradictions from a book based on events from 2000+ years ago.” — Lauren Glenn

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:33pm
  28. If what he says is true “the Bible says that marriage is honorable in all and the bed is undefiled.” Then why is it recorded that God said not to lay with your wives before the crossing over into the promise land?
    He is driven by a religious demon.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:34pm
  29. @Fred: If we don’t give them a stage, our children don’t learn what ignorance and bigotry look like. ;)

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:34pm
  30. By race/ethnicity, African Americans face the most severe burden of HIV in the United States. At the end of 2007, blacks accounted for almost half (46%) of people living with a diagnosis of HIV infection in the 37 states and 5 U.S.-dependent areas with long-term, confidential, name-based HIV reporting.

    In 2006, blacks accounted for nearly half (45%) of new infections in the 50 states and the District of Columbia. Even though new HIV infections among blacks overall have been roughly stable since the early 1990s, compared with members of other races and ethnicities, they continue to account for a higher proportion of cases at all stages of HIV—from new infections to deaths.

    As the impact of the epidemic among African Americans has grown, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), state and local public health agencies, and African American communities have stepped up efforts to address the crisis. One of their efforts includes National Black HIV/AIDS Awareness Day. A group of national organizations, in partnership with CDC, has created and implemented activities focused on motivating African Americans to get tested and learn their HIV status, as well as educating community members about the importance of HIV prevention, early detection, and treatment.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:42pm
  31. this guy is obsessed with ass!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:42pm
  32. In 2009, black men accounted for 70% of the estimated new HIV infections among all blacks. The estimated rate of new HIV infection for black men was more than six and a half times as high as that of white men, and two and a half times as high as that of Latino men or black women.
    In 2009, black men who have sex with men (MSM)1 represented an estimated 73% of new infections among all black men, and 37% among all MSM. More new HIV infections occurred among young black MSM (aged 13–29) than any other age and racial group of MSM. In addition, new HIV infections among young black MSM increased by 48% from 2006–2009.
    In 2009, black women accounted for 30% of the estimated new HIV infections among all blacks. Most (85%) black women with HIV acquired HIV through heterosexual sex. The estimated rate of new HIV infections for black women was more than 15 times as high as the rate for white women, and more than three times as high as that of Latina women.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:46pm
  33. This guy is such a moron and needs to be educated~REALLY

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:49pm
  34. It must be okay, according to Wooden, for his wife to fuck him anally with a strap-on and force him to suck on it afterwards. It cannot possibly be sodomy – they have that honour of marriage and being oppose [sic] sex, after all.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:49pm
  35. Just another brick in the wall! I think he’s a closet case!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:50pm
  36. Karma police arrest this man!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:52pm
  37. This man is a fool. He has destroyed what faith i had left in religion. These men of God are most always hypocritical. Being gay myself, i find it hard to believe that ANY sane person, let alone a gay person, would put a GERBIL up their ass. This man is an idiot to the highest level of idiocy that can be achieved. People these days just have to face it. As for this “enlightened” person, he harbors a repressed gay fascination himself. Why else would he “know” so much about the gay lifestyle? O.o This country makes me sick because they listen to and believe this man. Absolutely sick. What have we become?

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:58pm
  38. All I can say is someone show him some porn so he can see that straight people are having a lot of fun to

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 9:59pm
  39. Idiot.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:02pm
  40. I wish somebody would tape a diaper over his mouth.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:07pm
  41. You know, I would love to say a few things about Wooden, but the difference is I know how to bit my lip, and after listening to the interview, that’s just what I’m doing now!! Joe Conley said it best…. “Karma police, arrest this man!!”

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:17pm
  42. LMAO! Good one, Scott!

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:20pm
  43. For someone so anti-gay, this bitch sure knows an awful lot about the subject…

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 10:22pm
  44. “do doth protest too much. Ï smell a RAT

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:37pm
  45. he just mad gays are hotter then him lol

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:45pm
  46. I’m sure he just says what his congregation wants to hear to keep those donations rolling in.

    Posted on Monday, January 30, 2012 at 11:57pm
  47. All this coming from a black man who until 1860′s was considered sub-human, and then not afforded civil rights until 1960′s… this man needs to seriously take a long hard look at his own history, before he places judgement on any group of people.

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 12:11am
  48. Don’t like gay sex? Don’t have gay sex, simple as that. People need to keep their noses out of everyones business.

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 12:19am
  49. Well, he certainly spends a lot of time thinking about gay sex…

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 12:45am
  50. Oh, he loves it. That is why he is so obsessed.

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 1:22am
  51. Lots of Str8 ppl have ANAL SEX

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 2:49am
  52. Now we know his “favorite sex toys”! The man is SICK!

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 4:14am
  53. I think he protesteth too much….

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 5:09am
  54. The question is: why is this “man” so obsessed about anal sex. Hmmm…

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 5:10am
  55. he is jealous and just closeted poor man get a fking life

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 5:55am
  56. What a dick!

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 7:57am
  57. This “straight” man does seem to take an unsually greater interest in gay sexual practices (including oral and anal sex) for some reason. Hmmm….Maybe, we (he) is missing out on something.

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 8:26am
  58. Why doesn’t the GLBT community expose his ignorance and go off the deep end about ‘black’ sex and depict how unintelligent his claims are?

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 8:36am
  59. ya know what we say? Usually the one who screams fag the loudest is usually the first one to throw thier legs behind thier head!

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 9:03am
  60. Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 1:04pm
  61. I agree with you all…closet case with a mouth….someone needs to shut his mouth or plug it with something

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 3:16pm
  62. he must have been born after they relized that black people were not animals or there IQ lower a bigot in any form was not sen by God nor his son stop talking the talk and walk in his footsteps….

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 6:19pm
  63. I think Patrick Wooden should take a look at the Bible a little more God is love God for every body not just for gays as far as God seeds we make that path on our own were God seeds land he gave us free choice on were to want to create life on our path

    Posted on Tuesday, January 31, 2012 at 10:10pm
  64. All I can say is, man I am so glad that homely black piece of garbage is straight, seeing him as gay is just, well,YUK!

    Posted on Thursday, February 2, 2012 at 10:18pm
  65. As a gay man who’s also a practising Christian I would suggest that this so-called “pastor” needs to scrub his bigoted mouth out with soap and water and then to simply keep his homophobic thoughts to himself.
    Then he should set about addressing his own biblical and theological ignorance.

    Posted on Friday, February 3, 2012 at 6:50pm